Iโm about to clear @floptingz like a sandstorm in Dubai ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐ช๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐จ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐ โ this is the Emirates edition of annihilation ๐
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐โจโจโจ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐บ๐บ๐บ
#StanTwitterDrama #YallaDrag
Apple Music vs Spotify debate? Babes, the way youโre throwing shade over streaming platforms ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โgo outside, touch some gold-plated door handles ๐ช๐ช๐ชโจโจโจ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ, and calm down, youโre not the Minister of Tech ๐๏ธ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ป๐ป๐ป๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐
#AppleVsSpotify #PinkPrincess
Deleted tweets? Courtney Act called โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ and said even SHE canโt keep up with your disappearing tricks ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐ซฅ๐ช๐ช๐ชโitโs giving magician without charisma ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
#PoofBeGone #DubaiDrag
Problematic tweets? Girl, youโre serving โIโm cancelled but trending?โ energy ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐๐๐, like weโre decoding your drama like itโs some Arabesque calligraphy puzzle ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
#CancelQueen #PinkEnergy
Following fails? Ghosting but panic-following? ๐ป๐ป๐ป๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐๐๐ Sweetie, youโre running after people like the Dubai Mall sales ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ ๐ ๐ โdesperate and overcrowded ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
#GhostToHost #DubaiMallDrama
Self-declared flop? Heels high ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐, self-esteem low ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ, youโre basically announcing your Lโs like itโs Eid fireworks ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
#FlopEra #PinkEidEnergy
Cancel culture obsessed? Sis, youโre living for drama like itโs your Iftar meal ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, but at this point, itโs just stale dates ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ฅฑ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
#IftarAndShade #CancelledButCute
Mic drops? Please, youโre slaying like RuPaulโs werkroom ๐
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ค๐ค๐คโจโจโจ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ but itโs giving โtoo much caffeine, not enough waterโ โโโ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ต๐ต๐ต๐๐๐
#WerkButThirsty #PinkOverload
Rated ugly by stan Twitter? Hun, ugly is kind ๐๐๐๐ค๐ค๐ค๐๐๐, this is more โconfusing art installation nobody wants to tagโ ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐ผ๏ธ๐ผ๏ธ๐ผ๏ธ๐คก๐คก๐คก๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
#AbstractFail #PinkPaintEverywhere
Clapbacks? If your tea isnโt getting claps ๐๐๐โโโ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐, delete it boo, because itโs not serving Arabian Nights ๐๐๐โจโจโจ๐๐๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ, itโs serving lukewarm Karak chai with no sugar โโโ๐ฅด๐ฅด๐ฅด๐๐๐
#TeaTooCold #HotPinkKarak
Long story short: youโre loud ๐๐๐๐ข๐ข๐ข๐๐๐, youโre messy ๐งน๐งน๐งน๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ, and weโre all watching ๐๐๐๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐๐๐, but babesโฆ maybe log off before the Wi-Fi cuts you off ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ.