27 Jul 2025
Oh look, it’s story time with @educationgovuk!
🎉 Free breakfast
🧸 Magical childcare
📈 10,000 imaginary apprenticeships
📚 RISE advisers (who?)
Sounds great… in Fantasyland.
Meanwhile, the real world’s got collapsing schools, record absences, and SEND chaos.
#LabourLies #FairyTaleGovernment #EducationMess #RealityCheckPlease
11 Mar 2025
Free breakfast clubs.
30 hours of childcare for parents.
RISE advisers in schools, driving up standards.
10,000 more apprenticeships each year.
At @educationgovuk, we consider ourselves the department for opportunity. We're proving we're the department for delivery, too.
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17 Apr 2025
Gen Z logged into the interview with a filter showing two fried eggs for eyes and a slice of toast for a mouth.
“I’m not feeling great today, can I not show my face?”
The hiring party said, “Well, not really…”
So she offered… strawberries instead.
Ma’am…!!! This is an interview, not a breakfast buffet.
He asked for a face, not a full English.
The job? Scrambled.
The logic? Toasted.
The generation? Offline.
#InterviewFail #FilterFace #EggsForEyes #WorkNotWaffles #RealityCheckPlease #GenZChronicles
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19 May 2023
Lavrov spinning the narrative like a DJ at a club. If we're playing "Blame the DJ" game, let's not forget who's been dropping the remixes of "Disregard for International Norms." #RealityCheckPlease
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15 Sep 2022
To think of the FLAK I’ve taken in last year.
“Nearly 60% of employers say they’d be content with employees resigning rather than returning to the office.”
#RealityCheckPlease
@getoslash @business
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Just heard a commentator say, "During this Post-Pandemic Bounce Back," Honey, Americans are struggling, kids are hungry, prices are skyrocketing! People aren't "BOUNCING" back, they're hurting. Can we send all the news media to a reality bootcamp, PLEASE?! #realitycheckplease
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4 Oct 2020
Its hilarious how LSU jumps up in the AP (17) and coaches poll (16) and Miss St drops completely out only 1 week after Miss St smokes LSU. Polls make no sense and plays favorites! #realitycheckplease
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Hard to see the perspective, but imagine each one of these chairs is filled with an adult sized body, and has a big backpack. Do that visual comparison with the thumb provided please. @AdrianaLaGrange @CMOH_Alberta @jkenney #realitycheckplease
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28 Mar 2020
#Trump and greatness goes together like oil and water. It will never happen. Thank God for great Governors! #RealityCheckPlease #COVID19USA wsj.com/articles/trumps-lead…
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14 Feb 2020
Talk about being out of touch - it’s like they never met a 20th/21st Century woman before!
#RealityCheckPlease
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14 Feb 2020
The only way for the @TheDemocrats to keep controlling their female voters is to convince them that women are perpetual victims. Don't buy it, we're not. #WalkAway
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10 Jan 2020
I leave for a bit and this guy is still drinking Zinfandel spritzers in his penthouse Tweeting. #anotherround #anotherworld #realitycheckplease
3 May 2019
It is equivalent to someone being in your face and you pushing them away. If you push someone away, should we take you out to the woods, beat the hell out of you and shoot you? #RealityCheckPlease #Facts
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21 Mar 2019
Misbruik gemaakt zegt die mafklapper dat nu echt?? Eens te meer het bewijs dat die gasten niet 100% zijn in hun bovenkamer #realitycheckplease
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7 Mar 2019
Absolutely! When the system is stretched to its limit and there is no where else to turn as services have been stripped away something else has to be done. Our schools can not, even if we could afford it, be the solution to the nation’s difficulties #realitycheckplease
7 Mar 2019
"Let’s not let the topic of exclusions become an easy distraction from the far more pressing issues of law and order, social cohesion, and – most urgent of all – the woeful under-funding of our public services": my @tes blog: buff.ly/2IZg9Wd
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1 Jan 2019
How do you figure that when the cost of fuel has gone up and in real terms wages have gone down or remained stagnant over the past 10 years?! #realitycheckplease
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7 Dec 2018
James #ImACeleb ‘in our best year I only earned £250k so I have a 2nd hand car’ #onthebreadline #CrowdfundingCampaignToFollow #RealityCheckPlease
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17 Nov 2018
Every “eating Chinese takeout” scene in tv shows and movies has the characters eating directly out of the takeout containers. I’ve never done that and honestly have never seen anyone in real life do that. They take the food out and put them on plates first. #realitycheckplease
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23 Sep 2018
When you go through baby loss so many things people moan about seem so minor. #realitycheckplease
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13 Sep 2018
När man inte accepterar de grundläggande spelreglerna, dvs att rösterna i riksdagen avgör var makten ligger, I give you: the maktgalna Socialdemokraterna som försöker agera ställföreträdande stat med eget röstningsförfarande. styrt av S såklart.
#realitycheckplease
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