Cue the outrage. This is a whole cabbage as I’m cooking a classic beef chow mein and the damn cabbage was $10. This western ruined stir fry will need to last is all week #recessiontips
The same guy who turns up to practice in his BMW before we open is the same guy on our security footage going through our bins, scabbing old golf balls.
Is this the way to early retirement?
#RecessionTips@secretclubprov