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#SQLmeme: - How do you organize a party in SQL? - Yout SELECT a table and JOIN it! #databasehumor #sqljokes #relationaldatabases #programminghumor
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It's a metadata operation, they said. It's gonna be instant, they said. #sqlmeme #sqlfamily
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27 Jul 2022
When you're reviewing legacy code. #sqlmeme
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25 Jul 2022
How it was before the error 2628. Those were the dark times. #sqlmeme
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20 Jul 2022
Today marks the first anniversary of my first SQL meme. I have almost 100 memes and jokes, and you can find the list over here: straightforwardsql.com/memes… Thanks to all my followers, especially @mobileck, for the early support and a first RT. #sqlmeme #sqlfamily

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14 Jul 2022
I can't wait for the fix to the Memory Grant Feedback oscillation in SQL Server 2022 #sqlmeme
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25 May 2022
Waiting for @redgate to support new SSMS be like. P.S: Just kidding, please don't take away my Prompt. #sqlmeme
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17 May 2022
What have I done? #sqlmeme
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This one goes out to @AaronBertrand. I didn't know semicolons are so controversial. sqlblog.org/2022/04/06/why-c… #sqlmeme
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31 Mar 2022
Inspired by @SQLEspresso's and @erinstellato's 20 minute sqlbits session. With additional input by @BrentO #sqlmeme
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31 Mar 2022
It's all about the Statistics! #sqlmeme
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17 Feb 2022
I was confused the first time it happened to me. #sqlmeme
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I'm tired of explaining it over and over again. #sqlmeme #DevOps
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