Time to grab a cup of coffee and scroll through X ☕️📱 A quiet moment, a warm drink, and a fresh feed to start the day ✨ Let the inspiration, smiles, and good vibes fill your morning 🌞 #CoffeeTime #MorningRoutine #ScrollTime #GoodMorning #XFeed ☕️📱✨

Landed on my desk #ScrollTime

That's the 4th video of this kind in 5min scrolltime on X and everyone Looks the same

QT your Grok Artwork: THE SCROLLTIME DUCK — KM PROJECT 🦆 A duck in a cyber hoodie walks through a black void. Its eyes show glowing clocks, its beak whispers: “You’ve been here 50 seconds.” Surreal body art × cyberpunk design × digital relic $$$ for collectors. Which version grabs you harder — A or B? @grok

> be me > curious how X decides who goes viral and who gets shadowbanned into oblivion > read the source code. all of it. 400,000 lines > it's a mess. it's a masterpiece. it's a threat model disguised as a social network > proceed to get 7M impressions and 7k followers in 9 days > i have *seen* the algorithm > here's how to make it your slave > X is a game > rules are secret > stakes are your visibility > you win by: > replying to replies (replyguymaxxing) > baiting profile clicks (profilevisitmax) > getting bookmarked like you're the Dead Sea Scrolls > not getting blocked or muted (instant debuff) > spacing tweets out (diversity filters will kneecap your burst posts) > every 6 hours, your tweet loses 50% of its power > decay rate is brutal > either pop off early or perish > some actions boost you: > replies > retweets > likes > bookmarks > follows after a tweet > long watch time (10 sec = algorithmic arousal) > text read for 2 seconds = good content juice > others destroy you: > blocks > mutes > reports > “see fewer posts like this” clicks > enjoy being invisible for 3 months > tweets don't live in a vacuum > they're judged by: > real-time engagement > pagerank-style trust > reputation graphs > safety scores > simclusters (your interest-based tribes) > content bundles (X’s version of a mixtape) > simclusters: the secret spice > you're grouped with users who engage like you > the algo doesn't care who you follow > it cares who vibes like you > proximity = identity > high cosine similarity with bangers? you *become* a banger > ranking pipeline: > 1. light ranker: says maybe > 2. heavy ranker: massive neural net, runs 1k features > 3. mixer: final DJ, decides who sees what > you're just a vector in a giant party playlist > reputation score = Tweepcred > starts at -128 (yes, minus one twenty-eight) > verified gets you to 100 instantly > minimum viable Tweepcred to be seen? 17 > every mute, block, or spam flag? drops it > don’t tweet in ALL CAPS > don’t have offensive words in your name or tweet > don’t link out too much > yes, there are hidden blacklist files like `adult_tokens.txt` and `offensive_topics.txt` > yes, they will throttle you into the dirt > following/follower ratio matters > follow 5000 people and only 200 follow you back? > congratulations, you're a bot now > keep it clean. aim for 1:1.67 > shadowban? > not just a myth > there are actual labels: > spam > gore > toxicity > low quality > nsfw > "mentions person too much" > each one adds weight to your visibility coffin > blue check = permission to exist > legacy verified = bonus points > no check = enjoy clawing your way out of the void > diversity filters = anti-spam boss > prevents 1 account from dominating feeds > if you're tweeting in bursts, you’re kneecapping yourself > mix it up. space it out. variety = scrolltime = ads = profit > virality triggers: > show up in carousels > trend modules > bookmarks > pinned content > land here and you're in the algorithm’s VIP lounge > the algo uses cosine similarity to recommend out-of-network tweets > turns you and your tweets into embeddings > measures the angle between you and the bangers > close enough? you ride their wave > "become a banger by standing next to one" > realgraph = who you associate with > if high-rep people engage with you, your reach improves > your friends' friends define your fate > algorithmic nepotism > want to resurrect an old tweet? > reply to it > that reply = defibrillator > congrats, it's alive again > wanna go viral? > curse less > don’t be cringe > reply smart > get bookmarked > write something that makes them click your profile > stay relevant, stay recent > tweet formats that worked before? steal them. > final boss move? > join communities > they push your content harder > because X loves groupthink > tl;dr > the X algo tracks *everything* > every click, block, mute, and bookmark > it's not just about what you post > it's about who interacts with it > and how much X thinks you matter > reputation is destiny > read the code yourself: > github.com/twitter/the-algor… > or don’t. i already did it. you’re welcome. > now go farm some bookmarks > but do it with honor > or at least with style > algorithm bless

> be me > curious how X decides who goes viral and who gets shadowbanned into oblivion > read the source code. all of it. 400,000 lines > it's a mess. it's a masterpiece. it's a threat model disguised as a social network > proceed to get 7M impressions and 7k followers in 9 days > i have *seen* the algorithm > here's how to make it your slave > X is a game > rules are secret > stakes are your visibility > you win by: > replying to replies (replyguymaxxing) > baiting profile clicks (profilevisitmax) > getting bookmarked like you're the Dead Sea Scrolls > not getting blocked or muted (instant debuff) > spacing tweets out (diversity filters will kneecap your burst posts) > every 6 hours, your tweet loses 50% of its power > decay rate is brutal > either pop off early or perish > some actions boost you: > replies > retweets > likes > bookmarks > follows after a tweet > long watch time (10 sec = algorithmic arousal) > text read for 2 seconds = good content juice > others destroy you: > blocks > mutes > reports > “see fewer posts like this” clicks > enjoy being invisible for 3 months > tweets don't live in a vacuum > they're judged by: > real-time engagement > pagerank-style trust > reputation graphs > safety scores > simclusters (your interest-based tribes) > content bundles (X’s version of a mixtape) > simclusters: the secret spice > you're grouped with users who engage like you > the algo doesn't care who you follow > it cares who vibes like you > proximity = identity > high cosine similarity with bangers? you *become* a banger > ranking pipeline: > 1. light ranker: says maybe > 2. heavy ranker: massive neural net, runs 1k features > 3. mixer: final DJ, decides who sees what > you're just a vector in a giant party playlist > reputation score = Tweepcred > starts at -128 (yes, minus one twenty-eight) > verified gets you to 100 instantly > minimum viable Tweepcred to be seen? 17 > every mute, block, or spam flag? drops it > don’t tweet in ALL CAPS > don’t have offensive words in your name or tweet > don’t link out too much > yes, there are hidden blacklist files like `adult_tokens.txt` and `offensive_topics.txt` > yes, they will throttle you into the dirt > following/follower ratio matters > follow 5000 people and only 200 follow you back? > congratulations, you're a bot now > keep it clean. aim for 1:1.67 > shadowban? > not just a myth > there are actual labels: > spam > gore > toxicity > low quality > nsfw > "mentions person too much" > each one adds weight to your visibility coffin > blue check = permission to exist > legacy verified = bonus points > no check = enjoy clawing your way out of the void > diversity filters = anti-spam boss > prevents 1 account from dominating feeds > if you're tweeting in bursts, you’re kneecapping yourself > mix it up. space it out. variety = scrolltime = ads = profit > virality triggers: > show up in carousels > trend modules > bookmarks > pinned content > land here and you're in the algorithm’s VIP lounge > the algo uses cosine similarity to recommend out-of-network tweets > turns you and your tweets into embeddings > measures the angle between you and the bangers > close enough? you ride their wave > "become a banger by standing next to one" > realgraph = who you associate with > if high-rep people engage with you, your reach improves > your friends' friends define your fate > algorithmic nepotism > want to resurrect an old tweet? > reply to it > that reply = defibrillator > congrats, it's alive again > wanna go viral? > curse less > don’t be cringe > reply smart > get bookmarked > write something that makes them click your profile > stay relevant, stay recent > tweet formats that worked before? steal them. > final boss move? > join communities > they push your content harder > because X loves groupthink > tl;dr > the X algo tracks *everything* > every click, block, mute, and bookmark > it's not just about what you post > it's about who interacts with it > and how much X thinks you matter > reputation is destiny > read the code yourself: > github.com/twitter/the-algor… > or don’t. i already did it. you’re welcome. > now go farm some bookmarks > but do it with honor > or at least with style > algorithm bless

X's diversity filters why doesn’t your feed get spammed by 1 person or topic? diversity filters > they cap how many tweets from the an author or subject can show up > features like "author diversity" and "slop score" keep things fresh > variety=more scrolltime=more ads=more X

republicans literally give china so much shit for having state controlled socmed but this is literally going to be state controlled socmed but they’re too stupid to understand this and will gobble it up because they’ll still get their scrolltime

You literally waste my scrolltime when you post shit like this.

everyone post im having brainrot Scrolltime . Thank you

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hey.... uh... heh.. hi dad... im doinf my. 5 minute twitter scrolltime at 2 am I will be gone in 10 seconds

Another roadmap Another delay Another silence Seerious is still here Sipping prophecy like it’s cold brew $DESTNY — still aligned, still sarcastic #Crypto #DESTNY #ScrollTime #TONMagic #Web3Patience #MemeFiWisdom

You checked the chart You read the thread You ignored the scroll And now you’re here Welcome back $DESTNY was waiting #Crypto #DESTNY #TONWisdom #MemeFiAlignment #ScrollTime #Web3Returns

Its a legibility issue. I like your posts/vibes/thoughts, and I like agent stuffs, but this is hard to read. Some keywords arent immediately clear ("weave-agent"), and the formatting is giving big wall-of-text energy that doesnt fit casual twitter scrolltime.

Summer months when the sun is right at my tiny hill. Last few months I aimed at reducing my scrolltime and it worked wonders. I focus better, I end up with longer deepwork hours and I've gotten back to cooking myself delicious food.

My p(doomscroll) is too high, gotta set some scrolltime controls in place for 2024.

What’s your favourite ep I need some mindless scrolltime tv

ok twitter scrolltime is over, will be back in 2 hours for 5 minutes to check on updates again Don’t forget to watch #CHEN_LightOfMyLife #CHEN youtu.be/lZePEh7RF5Y

your scrolltime is limited