Breaking: A 25,000-seat arena is coming to Great Gidding… and it’s not quite what you’d expect.
In a surprising move, planning officials have approved the Select Car Leasing Colosseum - a brand-new venue dedicated to the revival of heritage sports.
That’s right. We’re going back to horsepower… quite literally.
Introducing Select Cart - our brand-new Chariot Leasing division, featuring:
• The Equus Lease - four horses, 24-month terms, optional hoof-care package
• 0% APR (Ancient Percentage Rate) for early adopters
• Chariot-to-Work Scheme for tax-efficient commuting to the village shop
• Competitive grain & hay monthly payments
• Personal Contract Hire - upgrade your stallions every three seasons
• VIP “Bread & Circuses” hospitality packages
Construction begins this morning, with the first races expected as soon as the sand is levelled.
Residents wishing to object should do so before noon today.
After that… the games begin. 🏛️🐎
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