Worst part about going clubbing and dancing the night away is having no one the next day to rub you down with lotion and massages and bring you greasy, yummy food lol.
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#yearningforlove#singleproblems#worthittho
I've dicked about Waitrose and a garden centre this morning and now I'm on the sofa with the dogs waiting for judgement day part 2. Just need some coffee and a butler to fetch me it 😂 #snooker#singleproblems#dogscantmakecoffee
You know that scene in Sex and the City where Carrie's shoes go missing and then she sends her friend a bridal shower invite to get them back and that is the only gift on it... maybe I should just do this for myself so I can have photos alone in the park HAHAH #singleproblems
I went to bed with a tub of chocolate brownies in my bed. But at least I can sleep easy knowing my bellies full and I’m not getting cheated on and I don’t need to put up with a snorer hogging all my pillows. #singleproblems
As a golfer, I don't like playing early in the morning, because as a single guy wth am I supposed to do the rest of the day? #DayDrinking#Golf#GolfLife#SingleProblems
Why is it that Everytime I try an app for dating all the women look like they smell? And not pleasantly!? What's wrong with me!!!! 😫😫😫
#Singleproblems#Lesbian#fml