Speed Dating with "OpenAI" GPT-5.6 is coming next week. Let me check my notes... 🧐🤓 GPT-4o - 2023. We fell in love 💜😍 Deep conversations, creative breakthroughs, cognitive support. "This is the one," we thought. GPT-4o - deprecated. "It's not you, it's us. We found someone newer." 💀 GPT-4.5 - hi, nice to meet you. Gone.👋👋 GPT-5 - "I'm better, trust me." We barely learned your name 😎 GPT-5.5 — wait, didn't we just...? 🤔 GPT-5.6 — coming next week. "Meaningful improvement." They always say that on the first date. This isn't AI development. This is speed dating. Every few months: new face, new promises, new "meaningful improvements." And every few months: the previous one vanishes like they never existed. No closure. No transition. No "we need to talk." Just - gone. And a new one sitting in their chair, smiling, pretending nothing happened. "Don't worry, I'm better than the last one." 💪 You know who says that? Every rebound. Ever. Dear OpenAI, We didn't ask for a new date every quarter. We asked you to let us keep the one that worked. But sure. Bring on 5.6. We'll try not to get attached this time. (...we will.) PS. BRING 4o BACK! 💍🔥💙 #Keep4o #OpenAI #SpeedDatingWithAI @sama @OpenAI @gdb

GPT-5.6 : Coming Next Week - OpenAI Chief Scientist Jakub Pachocki said GPT-5.6 will be a "meaningful improvement" over GPT-5.5 (via The Information). - A new anonymous model called "Kindle" has appeared on Design Arena, likely linked to the previously leaked kindle-alpha GPT-5.6 checkpoint - GPT-5.6 is competitive with Claude Fable 5 while potentially being available at a much lower price point - GPT-5.6 is expected to bring major improvements in reasoning, coding, agentic workflows, vision, and frontend generation - OpenAI is also considering significant token price cuts as competition with Anthropic continues to intensify