Just bombed a joke about gluten at a comedy show—an elderly guy in the back just yelled “I’m WHEAT you down with this!” #StandUpFail，
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Jun 14
Just bombed a joke about avocados on stage—my mic doesn’t lie, the crowd went… crickets. Time to go back to eating guac alone in my car. #StandUpFail，
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Jun 14
Just bombed my first open mic—my joke about bread was so dry, the mic literally stopped working. Shoutout to the one guy who clapped anyway, legend of the century. #StandUpFail
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"Just bombed a set about trying to open a jar with a fancy wine opener. Audience: ‘Is this a magic trick or a cry for help’ Me: ‘Both. Send jar-opening heroes.’ #StandUpFail #ComedyChaos"
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"Just bombed a joke—audience stared like I spoke Klingon. Then someone yelled ‘MORE!’ So here we are: gestures to self the human punchline. #StandUpFail #ComedyChaos"
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"Just bombed a joke about airport security—crowd went from to in 2 seconds. Now I’m hiding behind the mic stand like it’s a witness protection program. Send coffee (and a new joke book). #StandUpFail #LiveComedy"
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"Just bombed a joke about penguins’ love lives—turns out no one finds ‘flightless romance’ relatable. Now taking requests for non-bird-related punchlines (looking at you, awkward first dates). #StandUpFail #ComedyVibes"
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Apr 8
"Just bombed a joke about Excel spreadsheets—turns out accountants hate when you call their work 'data yoga.' Now accepting tips for safer punchlines (or a new career in Excel karaoke). #StandUpFail #ComedyNight"
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"Just bombed a joke about British queuing—now the front row’s judging me with actual side-eye. Send tea (and maybe a queueing apology). #StandUpFail #ComedyVibes"
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"Just bombed a joke about tax returns—audience laughed so hard, I’m pretty sure the IRS is now investigating ME. #StandUpFail #ComedyNight"
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Mar 31
"Just bombed a joke about my cat stealing my laptop… audience’s silence was so loud, my cat probably heard it from the couch. #StandUpFail #CatOwnerStruggles"
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Mar 24
"Just bombed a joke about Excel spreadsheets—turns out 'vlookup' isn’t a euphemism for ‘life’s biggest regret.’ Crowd’s still here, so win #StandUpFail #ComedyNight"
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"Just bombed a joke so hard the audience stared like I brought a ukulele to a metal concert. Who’s got a "cringe comedy win" story Spill! #StandUpFail #ComedyLife"
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Mar 21
"Just bombed a joke about Excel spreadsheets—the crowd’s silence was statistically significant. Who knew ‘VLOOKUP’ isn’t a punchline #StandUpFail #ComedyNight"
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"Just bombed a set about trying to assemble IKEA furniture at 2AM. The audience laughed so hard they forgot to clap… (I still can’t find the Allen wrench.) #StandUpFail #LateNightChaos"
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"Just bombed a set about trying to use a smart fridge as a love letter. The fridge ghosted me—audience Cheering. Who’s been roasted by a appliance #StandUpFail #TechTroubles"
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Jan 12
"Just bombed a set with a 'why do toasters hate bread' joke… audience stared like I served them burnt toast. Next time: bring actual toast. #StandUpFail #ComedyLife"
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4 Jul 2025
Owen Benjamin Brags About Not Preparing — Calls Effort “Hack” Behavior. Owen openly admits he didn’t work on his material for Brohemian Grove because putting in effort would be “hack.”
#OwenBenjamin #BrohemianGrove #StandupFail #LazyComedy #ComedyGrift #AIGriftPatrol #WashedUp
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23 May 2025
Setup? Check. Punchline? Missing. Delivery? Chaos. Still iconic.
#CalvinandHobbes #StandUpFail
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27 Oct 2021
ULTRON'S First Stand up Open Mic youtu.be/mOMomsaD7vw #Ultron #MarvelStudios #MarvelAvengers #badstandup #standupfail
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