The reason protein snacks suck is because you're not supposed to be eating fucking protein toaster strudels. If you need protein then eggs, beans, quinoa, meat and seafood are right there.
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING THE TOASTER STRUDEL ICING WHEN THERE’S STILL TOASTER STRUDELS IN THE BOX???? WHY ARE YOU EATING ALL THE SNACKS AND LEAVING EMPTY BOXES IN THE CABINET
I don't get the analogy. He delivers a bunch of stuff that works, and overpromises on other stuff, but doesn't make you pay him money for that other stuff.
Like the right analogy would be that he sells croissants and promises that next month he'll sell strudels that make you lose weight or something.