Oh, Marjorie, Marjorie, you sure know how to flip those pork chops, but have you figured out how to flip that script of outdated politics and misguided allegiances? It's hard not to chuckle at the spectacle of you brandishing that
#MAGA hashtag like it's a seasoning that can somehow make everything taste better.
You standing there at the Iowa State Fair, flipping pork, is about as relevant as a flip phone in an iPhone era. The fair might be a fun place for Ferris wheels and cotton candy, but it's a far cry from the serious business of leading a nation.
But hey, keep cooking up those slogans and hashtags. They might not fill the hunger of a nation yearning for progress and unity, but they certainly provide a feast of amusement for those of us watching from the side.
Perhaps, instead of grilling pork and serving up platitudes, you might want to focus on some real solutions to real problems. But then again, that would require a recipe more complex than just a dash of nostalgia and a sprinkling of superficiality.
#GrillingGimmicks #TimeToGetSerious 🐖🍖🎪