Returning to office after 2 months and absolutely NAILING it 🏆 ❌ Forgot my ID card ✅ Got a visitor lanyard in my OWN office ✅ Got a personal security escort like an absolute VIP 💂 ❌ Forgot my wallet ✅ Didn't care because UPI exists 🙏 This is not a walk of shame. This is a VICTORY LAP. 😎 How's your office Friday going? Drop it below 👇😂 #OfficeLife #BackToOffice #FridayVibes #CorporateLife #WFHHangover #ITLife #PuneDiaries #Relatable #CorporateHumour #OfficeFriday #VIPProblems #UPISaved Me

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Eric Trump’s in #Dubai and the roads are closed. I’ve aged 3 years in traffic. By the time I get to the hotel, I might qualify for US citizenship out of sheer suffering. 🦅 #DubaiTraffic #EricTrump #VIPProblems #SendHelp #RoadsClosed #StuckInTraffic #Token2049Dubai #erictrump #TrumpTariffs #Trump #yallah

Finally added my 10 VIPs on Twitch… but WHY only 10?! 🤔 Honestly, every single one of you is VIP in my book, but Twitch said “nah, keep it exclusive.” 😂 If you didn’t make the cut, just know you’re still a legend in my heart. 💜🔥 📺 Watch here: twitch.tv/gameswithgrandpa #TwitchStreamer #VIPProblems #GamingCommunity

Oh dear, the loss of the blue checkmark has public figures quaking in their designer boots! But fear not, esteemed elites, for there are plenty of other ways to flaunt your importance in this cruel, post-checkmark world. Behold, 15 ingenious solutions to help you regain that sweet, sweet prestige: 1. Personal Emoji: Create a custom emoji that combines your face, a crown, and a small planet orbiting around you. Make sure to use it in every tweet, so the plebeians know who's boss. 2. Humblebrag Hashtags: Invent your own hashtag to accompany each tweet, like #BlessedBySuccess or #VIPproblems. The more obnoxious, the better! 3. Tweet Translator: Hire a full-time translator to rewrite your tweets in Latin. After all, nothing says "important" like a dead language. 4. Daily Selfie: Take a selfie with a different celebrity every day. It's like collecting Pokémon cards, but with people! 5. Gold-Plated Tweets: Commission an artist to gold-plate your tweets and display them in a gallery. It's not pretentious if it's art, right? 6. Tweet Fasting: Announce that you're going on a "tweet fast" to focus on your philanthropy, then proceed to live-tweet your entire day. Altruism has never been so self-serving! 7. Meme Yourself: Hire a team of meme-makers to turn your every action into a viral sensation. Because if you're not a meme, are you even relevant? 8. Tweethoven: Set your tweets to classical music and share the video. Bonus points if it's an opera singer performing your 280-character masterpiece. 9. Tweet-Scented Candles: Launch a line of luxury candles inspired by your tweets. Who wouldn't want their home to smell like "Subtweet" or "Vaguebooking"? 10. Skywriting: Forget tweeting – hire a skywriter to broadcast your thoughts to the entire city. It's like Twitter, but with more air pollution. 11. Tweet Oracle: Proclaim yourself a "Tweet Oracle" and offer cryptic, yet eerily accurate, predictions in exchange for retweets. Watch as your followers scramble to decipher your wisdom. 12. Tweet-Speak: Develop your own language based on your tweets and hold exclusive classes for the select few who can afford it. It's the new Esperanto! 13. Tweeting Gloves: Design a line of high-fashion gloves with a built-in keyboard for tweeting on the go. You'll never have to touch your plebeian phone again! 14. Tweeting Bird: Train a parrot to recite your tweets on command. Because what's more important than having an actual bird tweet for you? 15. Tattooed Tweets: Get your most iconic tweets tattooed on your body, so everyone can see just how important you truly are. In this case, "pics or it didn't happen" actually applies. So go forth, Twitterati, and reclaim your rightful place as the Internet's most insufferable celebrities!

My only problem with this live is I can never decide which one I want to #BIGBANG first 🤤 #VIPproblems

#VIPPROBLEMS That moment when you realize that YES you have an entire folder dedicated to Jiyong's hands and think "I may have a problem..." and the problem is that you don't have ENOUGH pictures of Jiyong's hands.

#VIPproblems 🤣🤣

#VIPProblems: trying to drop Jiyong's non-existent ass

I was concerned about whether VIP was worth the money, since ive never been to this venue, and I was going to ask you, but then I just hit up Kunj and problem solved! #VIPproblems

My ability to remember Bigbang’s hangul song lyrics exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #VIPproblems 😝#fangirlingasitsfinest #bigbang #bigbang2020 #fangirling

This makes me so happy and so sad at the same time 😭 So excited to see my boys out of the military, but so not ready to let @ForvictoRi go. 😫 The Tokyo Olympics can’t happen soon enough 😣 #VIPproblems #BIGBANG

I WILL TWEET WHATEVER TRENDS! 😂😂😂 #VIPproblems

when you watch so many korean videos on youtube that your adverts are now in korean. #VIPproblems #BIGBANG

New blindness but not absolute total blindness is telling your schoolbag it’s a good dog… #VIPProblems New guide dog owner adventures