“Some vacations create memories. Others create evidence.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm July 2019 — A family argument in Disneyland’s Toontown erupted into a viral brawl that resulted in arrests, criminal charges, and internet immortality. #Disneyland #ViralAnthropology #InternetHistory #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #DeepStateCringe

“Dallas Street Drama documented another romance evolving directly into municipal folklore.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #DallasStreetDrama #AttenboroughsAlgorithm #ModernCulture #FloridaChronicles

“Whether she was called Eileen or Arlene is ultimately irrelevant. Modern Appalachian folklore rarely concerns itself with accuracy.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #deepstatecringe #attenboroughsalgorithm #comeoneileen #publicbehavior #streetanthropology

“The difference between restraint and incapability remains one of the least understood concepts in the animal kingdom.” —Attenborough’s Algorithm #deepstatecringe #attenboroughsalgorithm #hallwayhellion #zenwraith #groupchatgospel