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Replying to @FernandoNYBlue
Absolutely second date on being an atheist. Being a Trumphumping Republican is definitely a dealbreaker. Being an 'evangelical christian' requires clarification. #BadFirstDates
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15 Jun 2022
I had a date once where the guy wanted to stop by Walmart. Once there, he disappeared. He met me at the exit (I had bought like a soda and soap or something) and tried to drop some stolen batteries in my bag. I left as security dragged him away. #badfirstdates
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I have OFTEN thought I should write a book about my #datingdrama stories, but apparently, I am nowhere NEAR the Queen of #badfirstdates... #onlinedating #datingsucks vm.tiktok.com/ZM8R6EReX/

I went on a first date with this freelance writer who took me to a turkey insemination facility for a private tour we were taking for an article he was writing. #badfirstdates
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“EPISODE 16: PITBULL’S ALASKAN WALMART RAGER” IS LIVEEEEEEE, GO CHECK IT OUT AT THE LINK IN OUR BIO🔥🔗🔗🔗 #Podcast #Entertainment #Comedy #Pitbull #Walmart #Alaska #BadFirstDates #GasStation #Concert
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"Oh, a Christian book store! I thought you meant a store dedicated to experimental Canadian poet Christian Bök." #badfirstdates
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13 Feb 2020
WORST DATE EVER: The woman picked up a man she had never met from his parent's house. 30 minutes later, she was the getaway driver for a bank robbery. #BadFirstDates kutv.com/news/offbeat/worst-…

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Replying to @SunflowerBean29
Brilliant! I once went out with a guy to a pub quiz and it was like he had answer Tourette’s- kept shouting out the answer excitedly - it was like being out with a toddler. Needless to say I didn’t see him again #badfirstdates
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So tired of #DatingApps, #BadFirstDates & #Stalkers. How do I find a guy who wants to date me, but isn’t super possessive and creepy about it? ☹️
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BAD FIRST DATES Ep. 1: The Sports Fan Written by / Starring: me and @chase_odonnell #BadFirstDates #sketchcomedy Watch Widescreen Version Here: youtu.be/UF2DbA-3j4Y
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Tomorrow I’ll be releasing the first episode of a short sketch series I made with my good friend @chase_odonnell. #BadFirstDates #BTS
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I feel like #badfirstdates should be a sitcom. Really. The adventures in my dating life are just hilarious. I can not be the only one who goes through this...
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24 Jul 2018
Or in other words ... Trump put out on the first date and there's no longer a reason for Putin to court him. reut.rs/2Od5yFN #TrumpPutin #TrumpRussia #BadFirstDates

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21 Jul 2018
23 and Me and chill? #badfirstdates
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12 Jun 2018
Guy at the bar just said to his date, “I’ve been through enough therapy so I’m pretty self aware..” Do I tell her to run? #badfirstdates
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25 May 2018
One day after first date of guy who took me to sketchy hot dog stand in Indy and ate his hot dog and fries before I even got there...my family made hot dogs for dinner tonight and ate them before I got home. JOKES ON ME #seriouslypeople #badfirstdates
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Friend talking about first date with new man: "He said we couldn't drive very far because he's on bail"
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