By 8 AM, the mower was listed on Facebook Marketplace. Title: “Barely used high-end robotic lawnmower – must go today.” Price: $500 OBO. Description: “Husband forgot to pick it up before the divorce finalized. Comes with shed access codes that no longer work for him. Local pickup only.”
The first buyer showed up at 10:30- a cheerful retiree named Dave who lived three streets over. He handed me crisp bills while my ex paced the sidewalk like a caged animal, yelling about lawyers and theft. Dave just raised an eyebrow and said, “Lady, I’ve been divorced twice. This one’s got style.”