WTF?! Time for these people to “fetch” some dignity!🥴

A dog plays fetch with a stick.fuyue

Your fav piggi minaj is married to a r@pist. Fetch me proof of cardis baby daddy’s registry on Megan’s law website?? Quick

I know you are not trying to make fetch happen with Corbin….

Watching the footy with the lads ⚽️ Go fetch Our beers now! 🍻

You wanna fetch her from the village

Ok so you've picked a write strategy. Now the other half of the problem. How do you actually expire stale data? Two approaches: 1. TTL-based expiry (time-to-live) Set a timer on every cache entry. When the timer runs out, the data is automatically deleted. Next read triggers a fresh fetch. Some rules of thumb I use: - Config data, feature flags → TTL of 5-10 minutes - Product listings, search results → TTL of 30-60 seconds - User session data → TTL of 30 minutes - Versioned static assets → TTL of 1 year (filename changes per version anyway) Why it works: Dead simple. No extra infrastructure. Set it and forget it. Where it breaks: You're always accepting some staleness. If the TTL is 60 seconds, a user might see outdated data for up to 60 seconds after a change. For a product listing? Nobody cares. For a bank balance? That's a support ticket. 2. Event-driven invalidation Instead of waiting for a timer, you actively delete or update the cache the moment the underlying data changes. How: - Database writes trigger an event (via CDC, a message queue, or app-level hooks) - A consumer listens for that event and invalidates the cache immediately Why it works: Cache is always fresh. No staleness window. Precise. Where it breaks: You need infrastructure for it. A Kafka consumer or a database change stream (Postgres logical replication, MongoDB change streams, DynamoDB streams). More moving parts. More things to monitor. More things that can fail silently. Which one should you use? Honestly? Start with TTL. For most data in most systems, a 30-60 second staleness window is invisible to users. Add event-driven invalidation only for data where staleness actually costs you something: - Inventory counts (overselling) - Pricing (showing wrong price) - Permissions/auth (security risk) - Real-time features (chat, live dashboards) Everything else? TTL. Don't over-engineer it. Quick decision cheat sheet: Format: What you're caching → Strategy → Invalidation 1) Product listings → Write-around → TTL (30-60s) 2) User sessions → Write-through → TTL (30 min) 3) Analytics counters → Write-behind → TTL (short) 4) Inventory / pricing → Write-through → Event-driven 5) Feature flags → Write-around → TTL (5 min) 6) User permissions → Write-through → Event-driven

当然、犬に「持ってこい」って言うコマンドだもの。 fetch。 でも、fetchってイギリス英語なんだね、今知った。 USなら、go and bring it backみたいに言う必要があるのかな。 じゃ、アメリカ人は、なんて犬にコマンドしてるんだろう？

if you de find me just call my mama, me and my guys don go fetch firewood…gas too cost.

👑 “While Princess enjoys another perfect day… someone is making sure it stays perfect.” Uhuh of course you can fetch Princess another cocktail 🫰

We need s2 cos I need to know when Matipa is COMING TO FETCH HER KIDS!!!!! #ThePolygamist

Wasn’t that the point of the OP?! 🤷🏻 Men are only interested in chasing anything in a skirt and brag about how many people they’ve slept with that weekend… etc etc. Just raising awareness that there’s more ‘fetch me pipe and slippers’ types like me than people realise 😂

I’m sending something special to the first 5 boys who fetch for my coffee this morning. Go send link in my bio chop chop😝😝

I will fetch a tiny violin and you may serenade us with your lament

His ass was finally dragged home🥳🤣 and his brother still sells drugs here 🚮🚮.. I'll fully clap when they fetch his two big brothers and drag them to Nigeria

Looks like Gyjo just playing fetch with Scary Monsters

Recently completed my Git & GitHub lessons, and I'm curious to hear from the Git community. How would you explain the difference between git fetch and git pull to a beginner?

Mankind suffer before o. Cos,why should we fetch water for you, because our ball fell inside your yard?

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