4 Jan 2024
Most of the time I feel satisfied w/myself after a hard day @ work. Sure I'm not wealthy but at least I take pride and am conscientious.
Other days I wonder how much money Ben made in the 10 seconds it took for him to threaten your unfettered access to pizza.
#ImDoingItWrong
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25 Oct 2023
Attached are my best tornado photos from 2023. Anyone else have a year like this when everyone else scores amazing cones? #wxtwitter #ImDoingItWrong
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27 Aug 2023
I wake up and look at the depressing news for the sake of the show, deal with normal work drama like everyone else and then see Keeper…whose life looks like this. #ImDoingItWrong
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16 Jul 2023
I need tips Stephen my grifter game is not strong I’m not getting anything teach me your ways 😂💗 #GetYourGriftOn #ImDoingItWrong 🤭
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18 Apr 2023
Had to water in some fert and pre emerge…now we’re stopping everything from blowing. I feel like a complete idiot …someone teach me how to win against drought #imdoingitwrong
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16 Mar 2023
I defended & deposited nine years ago. There’s supposed to be an “unwinding”? 😜
#ImDoingItWrong
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9 Feb 2023
Today.
@Results_Period & @MyIntakePro Interview
Scorched earth on S&C?
Or 2 old friends catching up & pulling the curtain back to share some nuggets from the past 20 years?
This will be a *certified* good time.
#CSCS #ImDoingItWrong #StrengthandConditioning #sportstech
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21 Nov 2022
I have been twittering for years, making fabulous friendships & cultivating a feed full of amazing creatives - hubby finally 'gets' the Twitter bug, & in less than 6mnths has almost as many followers as me! He picked up almost 1k just because it was his birthday! #ImDoingItWrong!
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22 Sep 2022
Some of ya'll out there on a smoke-filled lawn about to @WuTangClan your asses off, while I'm here grabbing my book and setting my 4:30a alarm. 🤨 #imdoingitwrong
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28 May 2022
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5 May 2022
Just followed someone who joined 18 months ago and has 8900 followers. About 45 tweets total.
Been on Twitter for a decade. 500 followers.
🤷🏻♂️
#imdoingitwrong.
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18 Jan 2022
Dinner planning for week:
Today, day off - baked fish, bagged salad, rice on a paper plate.
Tomorrow, workday, packed meeting schedule: complicated multi-step meal from a cooking show requiring extensive prep. #ImDoingItWrong
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Got too much shit to do and can’t watch any of the games . #ImDoingItWrong #SundayRuined
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