May 19
Keir Starmer is currently jumping around Downing Street. Either Arsenal have won the league or someone's dug up some dirt on Andy Burnham... #kitileaks
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#Kitileaks transcript:
Trump: Your cat mailed me the contents of his litterbox again. I don't know what you're feeding him, but there was something this big! Also, can you please get Nico to return my calls?
Mark: I can, but he never listens to me.
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4 Apr 2025
#Kitileaks Inspiration behind Trump's economic "strategy" revealed:
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10 Jul 2024
BREAKING: Keir Starmer has just been hand a note at the NATO summit and ripped off his shirt in celebration. #kitileaks
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5 Jul 2024
How's it going with my new housemate?
I asked Starmer if it felt strange as an Arsenal fan not to come second in a two horse race and now he's not talking to me... #kitileaks
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1 Jul 2024
Campaign update: Rishi Sunak is sitting on the floor, rocking backwards and forwards mumbling to himself that "a week is a long time in politics." When I pointed out that he's actually only got four days he got very angry. #kitileaks
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22 Jun 2024
Sunak's having a meeting with his advisors about tactics for the final two weeks of the election campaign. One asked if they can say he was only joking about having an election in July. That's genuinely the best idea they've had. #kitileaks
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18 Jun 2024
I've just had a look in the kitchen - it seems Sunak has found somewhere in Britain growing bananas... #kitileaks
ALT Tweet from Rishi Sunak: "We shouldn't be reliant on foreign food. Buy British"
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14 Jun 2024
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ#kitileaks Love it
14 Jun 2024
I'm not saying the Conservatives' election campaign is going badly but the removals men have just turned up at Downing Street asking if they can get a head start on the packing... #kitileaks
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Downing Street supports the genocide AND also bombs Yemen, one of the poorest countries in the world JFC
Likewise the White House. Expect similar โremovalsโ in November but an early packing for a nursing home seems more imminent.
Larryโs #kitileaks are delicious by the wayโฆ
14 Jun 2024
I'm not saying the Conservatives' election campaign is going badly but the removals men have just turned up at Downing Street asking if they can get a head start on the packing... #kitileaks
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14 Jun 2024
I'm not saying the Conservatives' election campaign is going badly but the removals men have just turned up at Downing Street asking if they can get a head start on the packing... #kitileaks
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3 Jun 2024
Rishi Sunak is delighted with how Kemi Badenoch's media interviews went this morning; she was so bad that his interviews now look half decent by comparison... #kitileaks
Haggis_UK ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ช๐บ
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22 May 2024
#kitileaks ๐ #FreeLarry
22 May 2024
I've been locked inside... #kitileaks #GeneralElection
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22 May 2024
Where's Larry @Number10cat and his #Kitileaks when we need them about the #GeneralElection rumours??
Snoozing, probably! ๐น
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