Why, have they run out of toilet attendants?
Since the halfwit seems to think a video shot in New York was made in London, I'm afraid you'll be waiting some time for loopaper.
It'll be coming via Brooklyn.
Quicker to sprinkle and shake, honey.
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Loopaper, yes. Hawaiians, yes. Microwaving tea? To heat it back up, maybe; to brew it, 🥴.
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14 May 2024
Not on the loopaper, though? As ever, great work! Dear little Juno!
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But the language coined by its translators is the backbone of today's language, innit? I would take a Bible and imagine it being read by Sir Trevor Macdonald. Doubly comforting.
Das Kapital merely provides loopaper and firelighters.
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26 Jul 2023
I was thinking that today that it's normal that I buy in bulk now because of all the events, especially loopaper and coffee!
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6 Apr 2023
Rant: Loopaper dispensers. Carolyn Whitehead. Remember to write in your rants to editorial@theoldie.co.uk
#havearant #oldiemagazine
theoldie.co.uk/blog/rant-loo…
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6 Apr 2023
Rant: Loopaper dispensers. Carolyn Whitehead. Remember to write in your rants to editorial@theoldie.co.uk
#havearant #oldiemagazine
theoldie.co.uk/blog/rant-loo…
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10 Mar 2023
They’ve changed their minds. She’s being printed on the loopaper.
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21 Nov 2022
Poor old el-loopaper, so easily offended, yet so ready to offend.
Most people have all this figured out by the age of six.
#WeakPersonalityNotNews
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14 Oct 2022
Couldn’t possibly be used as emergency loopaper . It’s full of shite as it’s being printed. Im paraphrasing Kevin Maguire
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My inner city London loo has composting loo,rain-water tap & reclaimed shower wall & wood bath panelling. Water heated by solar thermal. Water softened reclaimed paper rather than forest trashing loopaper.
Let us talk about real issues!
Who needs "conditioner"?! @DonnachadhMc
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