I spoke to Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones today and asked him about the black-eyed peas he likes to eat before every game for good luck.
This man looked me dead in my face and said:
👉 black-eyed peas, pig snoot, AND pig tails.
I said HOLD ON… ⏸️😂
Then it all came back to me. A few years ago, Jerry Jones pulled up to
@melbasharlem Restaurant looking for black-eyed peas before a Cowboys vs New York Giants game…
And Melba said:
❌ “Nah, I’m a Giants fan.”
She NEVER served him the peas.
And the Giants WON. 🏆💙
So let this be official New York policy:
If Jerry Jones comes back to NYC…
🚫 NO pig snoot
🚫 NO pig tails
🚫 NO pig feet
🚫 DEFINITELY NO black-eyed peas
Because if he eats right…
The Dallas Cowboys might win.
And we can’t have that. 😭😂
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