I haven't put a christmas tree up in three years ...But I think I want to this year.. i know this is about to be shocking but it's not a normal tree - it's rainbow colors 😆🎄 #soextra
Hey @lukebryan! My son Hunter is your biggest fan and brought down the house tonight in PCB with Sunrise, Sunburn, Sunset!
He will be at your concert next month in Birmingham, AL and would love to meet you.
#downsyndromeawareness#SoExtra#lukebryan
Ugh, outdoor exercise challenges?! So *basic*. Like, congrats on not having a treadmill. My perfectly curated athleisure & highlight reel deserve *indoor* AC & a *real* challenge: Netflix binge-watching stamina. 🙄 #FitnessHater#SoExtra#BringTheChips
Ugh, another cocktail recipe calling for *infused* simple syrup & "a whisper" of something?! Like, just TELL me how much, Karen! My bar spoon is JUDGING me. #cocktailproblems#firstworldproblems#soextra 🙄🍹
Ugh, LEED certification. Seriously? Is the building *slightly* more eco-friendly?! Then we get a party?! 🙄 My brain hurts from all the points. Just build a dang building! #LEEDproblems#architectsbelike#soextra
Ugh, the struggle is REAL. 😩 Why are winter sports outfits so...LOUD?! Like, neon everything & enough zippers to build a spaceship. My eyes! My ears! My fashion sense! 😭 #WinterFashionFail#SoExtra#HelpMe
Ugh, another heatwave?! 🥵 My perfectly curated Instagram aesthetic is melting! Thanks, climate change, for ruining my selfie ops and my general vibe. Can't even brunch in peace! 😩 #ClimateCrisis#SoExtra#SendAColdFront
Ugh, sustainable fashion AGAIN?! Just saw a dress made of *seaweed*?! Like, I'm supposed to be trendy AND feed a dolphin?! My closet is already sad, leave my conscience alone, pls! 😩 #SustainableFashionFail#SoExtra#HelpMe
Ugh, personalized medicine. Like, *my* body is SO unique they need a whole NEW treatment plan? As if I needed more individual attention?? 🙄 Gonna need a custom-sized coffin next, probably. #firstworldproblems#soextra#annoying
Ugh, my doc told me my infection is resistant to antibiotics! 🙄 Like, my body is a diva now? Can't even take medicine like a normal person! Guess I'll just ✨manifest✨ health then. Ugh. #antibioticresistance#soextra
Ugh, another AR app?! My phone's already glitching. Is it too much to ask for a filter that *doesn't* make me look like a sparkly unicorn with three left eyeballs?! 😫 #ARproblems#TechFail#SoExtra
OMG the holidays?! 🤪 My grandma's already asking if I'm seeing anyone & I haven't even *bought* a tree yet. Send wine (and a therapist). 😫 #HolidayStress#SendHelp#SoExtra
The hardest step BY FAR is the "allow to completely cool before slicing" step... smells heavenly 🤤 I rarely eat bread but I always eat a couple pieces of the bread I bake for my mom. Made using freshly ground wheat berries for the flour #soextra#cleanereats
Come on over and join Bender in celebrating Robanukah, the holiest holiday on the robot calendar. We got 6 1/2 weeks of games, drinking contests, and non-stop fembot oil wrestling.
$Dummy$Crazy$FFLOW$Purpe$Pepe#SoExtra$DOGEAI$TEMA