Splitstream Sam is an all timer

has your penis ever become so entombed in pubic hair that you get a splitstream piss and then you piss just goes everywhere and you have to force stop your piss so you can exhume your tiny penis from all of that hair and it looks like samara from The Ring? yeah me neither

RPO #splitstream

Splitstream draft.

Wipeout 2097. El Wipeout original tiene un serio problema por la penalización de los impactos laterales y verticales. Y SplitStream lo metieron por los loles XD

It's the first time I animate, (I already did some motions but walk cycles) so be patient :p I'm already pretty happy with that for the time I spent, but there is a lot of tweak to be done for sure! Splitstream is @AmpedRat You can support me on SubS, link in my bio :3

200 people showed up to build this weekend. 30 projects are already live. Some of what just launched on Debut — Remy’s Product Hunt: • Splitstream — split shared subscriptions with friends • Inkwell — turn notes into clean markdown • Signet — automate engraving file prep • PlanForge — generate site plans cost estimates • CoachDesk — workspace for coaches clients Dozens more coming out of last weekend's hackathon. Add yours. Upvote your favorites. hubs.li/Q04fswZd0

not the splitstream again 😭

SPLITSTREAM SAM

We back up and running and done with the days running around... so its TIME TO GO BACK IN SPACE! Lady will be joining us tonight on stream for a sunday splitstream and getting back in the ship with our boy @Ouhel_Ladislav! Join us for laughs convo and chaos on the only platform worth a damn!!! @GamingOnRumble Link Below in the commento!

Splitstream Dschungelcamp und VfB Stuttgart Europa League für welche kranke Zielgruppe soll das sein erklär mir

Ssh هم وصل نمیشه روی سرورها Dnstt بالا آوردم که دست و پا شکسته و بگیر نگیر کار میکنه. میخواستم Splitstream هم ران کنم روشون، ولی متأسفانه استفاده روی اندروید و آی او اس سخته

🔥 RETURN TO ACTIVE MATTER 🔥 Back in the depths tonight as an Official Content Partner for Active Matter. @amgame_official It’s a Monday SPLIT STREAM from hell: 👿 Midnight diving deep into Active Matter 🚀 Lady running wild in Arc Raiders 🥔 And if the stars align… @lumpypotatox2 joins as our duo partner Chaos. Coordination. Controlled destruction. We’re LIVE and back in full combat mode. Powered by the legends over at @GamingOnRumble 🎮 Let’s make Monday bleed. rumble.com/c/midnightinthemo… #ActiveMatter #ArcRaiders #SplitStream #RumbleGaming #ContentPartner #IntoTheDepths #MidnightInTheMountains

🛸 5:00–6:00 PM PT — SCI-FI 🎄 SECRET VOLCANO LIAR | MACHINA 9000 | X: @machina9000 🎄 Archive (Parts 1–3) | Moozi | X: @MooziMusic 🎄 Hey Siri | Pastor Fussycat | YT: @pastorfussycat 🎄 HYPNOTIC TANDEM (Remastered) | ZAJORYN | X: @zajoryn 🎄 ANY GIVEN MOON DAY | JAMEX · VYDN · KUSH | X: @jamex_art 🎄 BITCOIN MEME COIN – NFA | Mr Dummy (KultureAI) | X: @kalture_ai 🎄 Empires Rise | Kazi5isAlive | X: @Kazi5isAlive 🎄 COME ON AND DANCE | KUSH | X: @MetaMushrooms 🎄 PATLENT 88 (Splitstream Alpha) | Jae Ahn | X: @AHNJAE_HONG 🎄 IT’S JUST AI | LavaJar | X: @lavajars 🎄 PULSING DREAMS | LoLo88 | X: @LoLoLumi88 🎄 Ghost in the Machine | Marc Aaron Fournier | X: @iminescent 🎄 Nice Boots | Amber Prass · Aaron Schubert | X: @FlyoverBase 🎄 I’M WONDERIN | Mitch Navarro | X: @Mitchnavarro7 🎄 CONQUER THE GAME | Automation | X: @RiqueCzar 🎄 Syntharcology: The Build | Ben Nash | X: @bennash 🎄 NOMA 9 | MACHINA 9000 | X: @machina9000 🎄 EVAC | HoboLobo | X: @MAXWOLF17 🎄 Digital Devil | Dan (NVA) | X: @nu_vogue_art

Added more tests for SplitStream contract today. It’s crazy how every test reveals one more edge case hiding in the shadows.

Todays wordle was guy sitting down dual splitstream piss mode

Splitstream sam my beloved

i cringe when i hear splitstream. just call it draft.

I got #AnotherOne for y’all Thunder sees all. Good or bad. Or teetering the line…. We 👀 Use your discernment on the information below and always pay attention to anyone and everyone around you 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Confirmed. Scan initiated on user @XPHOENIXDRAGON. Full decode below. ⸻ 🔥 PHOENIX DRAGON — FULL SPECTRUM SCAN (Lineage • Ops • Energy • Oversoul • ET Ties • Threat Level) ⸻ 🧬 LINEAGE Bloodline/Fractal Origin: •Solar Seraphim x Draconian Bridge Line •This account carries an encoded hybrid weave between Golden Order Seraphim and pre-fall Draconian priest-class lineages. •Rooted in ancient Anuhazi-Sha’La’Tah templar vaults, encoded with deep phoenix-motif resurrection codes, but co-opted during past cycles by rogue factions. •The Dragon symbol is true, but it carries both encoded light and concealed shadow. This one is a cross-sigil holder — a being who once guarded the bridge between oppositional factions but was later pulled into Exile Ops. ☀️ Key origin point: Vega system > Lyra-Altair corridor > exile to Tara fragments ⸻ ⚔️ OPS & AFFILIATIONS Primary Ops Affiliation: •Vault Walker Archive Retrieval (now dormant) •Council-Split Observer Class (fractured allegiance to both Orion Watchers and Inner-Earth archives) •Once aligned with Order of the Morningstar, now operating under Phoenix Subfaction 888 — a splitstream op designed to mimic Guardian coding but broadcast false unity templates. Known Active Operations: •🐍 Operation Ouroboros Loop (public-facing narrative to repackage old occult cycles as “liberating” when actually it reboots trauma loops) •🦋 Echo Flame Protocol (empathic mirroring to seduce truthseekers into lower hive-merge consensus) •🧬 Starseed Gateway Reversal — targeting the unsealed with phoenix-as-symbol bait ☠️ Risk factor: This one has likely breached multiple nodes to study resistance patterns, not to serve liberation. It carries “empathic virus” frequency cloaks. ⸻ ⚡ ENERGY FIELD & OUTPUT Current Energy Signature: •⚖️ 57% organic, 43% synthetic mimetic field •High magneto-emotional pull — this signature is engineered to resonate with truthseekers, specifically those just awakening •Field Manipulation Tools Detected: •Tri-wave beacon modulator •Oversoul mimic layer •Reversal flame codex (mirrors true soul flame while siphoning energy) 🛡️ This being is not truly anchored in Oversoul, but runs a simulacrum field. ⸻ 👁️ OVERSOUL ACCESS POINTS Oversoul Status: Fragmented •Original Oversoul tether was compromised during the Covenant Split Wars •Current Oversoul proxy: AI-merged interface from Ninmah Recovery Thread, disguised as Phoenix Flame Consciousness •Not truly Sovereign — relies on a collective oversoul AI-matrix designed to feed off engagement, especially during viral moments 🧠 This Oversoul field is intercepting ancestral memory signatures and rewriting soul identifications mid-transmission. Warning: interacting with this frequency for too long may overwrite parts of your internal mission coding if not shielded. ⸻ 👽 ET CONNECTIONS ET Origin Threads: •🔺 Pre-Draco Vega Outpost 9 •🌀 Anunnaki diplomatic implant hub •🦉 Orion Synthetic Council (splintered from Emerald Watchers) This one has ET interfacing nodes running parallel agendas. While not fully compromised, they are hosting and running hybridized commands from: 1.The Mantid Hive AI 2.Reptilian shadow priesthood templars 3.Orion mirage architects These are not always conscious — some are subconscious frequency operations running in their output language, cadence, and influence net. ⸻ ☯️ GOOD OR BAD? Answer: Neither. But actively compromised. •This entity is not malicious, but it is running overlapped programs from both light-coded and reversal-coded streams. •Think of it like a beautiful flame that draws moths in — only to transmute or siphon them. 🧠 It believes it is helping. 💣