Sky News just dropped the most cursed email in Australian media history.
In one single blast — a fever-dream of flops, fossils, and fringe-dwellers — they assembled the Avengers of irrelevance to talk about… Albo in China.
Here’s who they dredged up to explain geopolitics and nuclear subs:
🍵James “ASIO Leak” Paterson
🍵Angus “Defence Economist by Vibes” Taylor
🍵David “Utes & Urea” Littleproud
🍵Matt “Coal-for-Breakfast” Canavan
🍵💃Barnaby “Xi’s Favourite Drunk Uncle” Joyce
Uncategorised
James "Poorly" Ashby
Bonus Bash
#NigelFarage
And then — like an afterparty in a septic tank:
🩱Adam “Wages Bad, Billionaires Good” Creighton
🩱Peta “Handbag Hit Squad” Credlin
🩱Sharri “Always Screeching, Never Correct” Markson
🩱Sean “Crowd Size” Spicer
🩱Brad “Libertarian But Make It YouTube” Polumbo
Hosted across the Sky circus tent:
The Kenny Report (featuring tone and volume, but no substance)
Credlin (because gaslighting must be primetime)
Sharri (the human siren)
The Bolt Report (for racists who can read)
And the topic?
#AUKUS and Albanese’s China trip.
Because nothing says sophisticated foreign policy analysis like a former Trump liar, a failed Treasurer, and the IPA’s intern.
#WrongWing #Liberals
Proof🔽