Memento Mori | LA Kings | 🇵🇭 | Guitarist for Sundressed and Faun Flora

Joined December 2018
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5 Aug 2022
Just Gretzky things
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AZ drivers will flip you off while trying to cut you off going 30mph less than you lmao be serious
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Kor Skeet
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Me: buys a home Also me: immediately starts thinking about fucking off to an island somewhere
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Life is too fucking complicated here, how stale it is to live
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Things I heard at the vet’s office: “I didn’t know what a fax machine was before I worked here” Jesus christ
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Waiting for 2026 just take me the fuck out already
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Davy retweeted
Congratulations to the newest @thepwhlofficial GMs! Wishing you both the best in your new roles đź–¤
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Nobody cares. Help people find jobs and healthcare.
BREAKING: Four species of aliens have been pulled from crashed UFOs, per NY Post.
Community note
The NY Post item reported an ex-government researcher's podcast claim, not confirmed recovered alien species. AARO says it found no verifiable evidence of recovered extraterrestrial beings or craft. news.grabien.com/thewire/four-s… aaro.mil/Portals/136/PD…
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High thought
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Why are green screens green?
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Watching Stanley Tucci portray a badass spy only to get interrupted by an ad of Stanley Tucci portraying his character from The Devil Wears Prada is so jarring. The duality of man, jesus christ
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May 10
Remember to thank your Mom for letting you watch Shrek as a kid.
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Using an ending lane to pass people is such small dick energy
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The company my dog did a board and train with called me back regarding my dog’s tail amputation. Basically gave me a 🤷🏻. Love paying a company almost $4k for them not to take a deeper look at something that caused him immense pain, and a hit to my wallet. Gretzky deserves better.
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They were worried more about his training progression rather than take any ownership at all. I wasn’t even looking for financial restitution, I wanted reassurance they’d be better moving forward. Did not get that at all from them.
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May 5
Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?
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So how’re we feeling about Beef season 2? Otherwise known as White Lotus season 4
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The plan?
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JUST IN: Trump approves idea to rename ICE as NICE — so media would have to say "NICE agents"
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Alright. Who’s got a cool job for me? I’m tired of mine.
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🚨SIGNED JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨 Thx for celebrating another successful season of @LAKings on KCAL 🏒 In appreciation, we're giving away a signed jersey to TWO lucky winners (Kempe! & Doughty!) Follow us repost to enter. Contest ends Thursday night! Rules: cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/…
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