Products for Cynical Living and Wearable Shitposts.
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Feb 27
When you KNOW you've found your person and they'd better KNOW IT TOO:
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ALT T-shirt that reads: Mutually-Assured Destruction is my Love Language
ALT T-shirt that reads: Mutually-Assured Destruction is my Love Language
ALT T-shirt that reads: Mutually-Assured Destruction is my Love Language
ALT T-shirt that reads: Mutually-Assured Destruction is my Love Language
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22 Nov 2025
We're going to be renovating HACK.XXX for the new year!
Many of your LEAST FAVORITE ITEMS are going to disintegrate into a fine paste.
We may sell the paste.
Stay tuned.
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21 Dec 2024
We now have virtual gift cards!
Give the gift that says "at least I got you something."
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26 Nov 2024
RESIST
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Also, come find us on the other site here: bsky.app/profile/hack.xxx
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5 Nov 2024
Look, today is stressful, and we all cope in different ways.
Making shirts like this is @dildog’s coping method
Deep deep discounts!
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20 Oct 2024
And it’s now up on the site!!
20 Oct 2024
Wont make my mama proud, Gonna pop a shell,
she’ll see her hacker kid,
I know she’s gonna yell
I’m gonna keep on hacking at the pink pwny club
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20 Oct 2024
Wont make my mama proud, Gonna pop a shell,
she’ll see her hacker kid,
I know she’s gonna yell
I’m gonna keep on hacking at the pink pwny club
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21 Sep 2024
This shirt goes hard as fuck. Just wish @hackdotxxx had "tall" sizes..
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21 Sep 2024
If you are looking for me at BSides Connecticut, I'm wearing my CrowdStrike Clippy t-shirt. 👀
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19 Sep 2024
We’re not gonna kink shame you
(but we might judge a little)
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15 Sep 2024
so, @medus4_cdc decided to make one of our weirdest shirt ideas into a reality.
SAVE THE STRAWS
Sea Turtles love cocaine
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15 Sep 2024
You asked, we delivered.
Of course the 🐍 girlies are hot too!
#Python #Hackers
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15 Sep 2024
Everyone knows the hottest girls write in Rust
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18 Jul 2024
We see all you neurodivergent baddies (but we won’t perceive you, if that makes you uncomfortable)
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