Joined December 2008
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I made a zine about why AI sucks I thought people might enjoy looking at it
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I saw this and created this
I saw this and created this
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Hey @bet365 - do you really think those radio commercials with the insufferable asshole is going to convince anyone to use your product?
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RT @zoeloveshouses: if you're an ICE agent do me a favor and kill yourself
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The AFC North could really do the funniest thing ever
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I don't think it has to do with money. Starting pitching is at a premium now and even if there's no roster spot for him they could probably flip him for a prospect or two. I think they were confident after his rehab that he'll come back strong.
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7 Nov 2025
*wouldn't come back strong. He hasn't pitched since 2021 and was hurt before that also. Guards development must just think he's just washed.
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
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Replying to @tigers
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Seeing Will Vest coming in with the bases loaded
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24 Sep 2025
15.5 games back on July 8th 10.5 games back on September 1st 9.5 games back on September 10th The @CleGuardians are TIED at the top of the AL Central on September 23rd, AND they hold the tiebreaker over the Tigers!
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Record breaking choke
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Three runs on a bunch of mental mistakes and hits that never left the infield. #Guardsball baby.
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Guardians offense in game 2:
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September Bo Naylor
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Just turned on the Guardians game and what is this
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18 Sep 2025
Everyone looking at the division standings on September 18:
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18 Sep 2025
How to Sweep:
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Live look at the AL Central:
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ALT Fuck Beans Will Ferrell GIF

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Never mind. Nothing you can't fix with a dozen straight doubles.

ALT Double Double Ton Of Trouble Wynonna Earp GIF

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