Pop culture vulture. Full-time Dad. Former Writing Strategist at @netflix | instagram.com/haliefardiasya…
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Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡
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Kinda funny that "certain" people were predicting Sharia Law & mass population exodus in NYC from the Mamdani era, and instead it's like the most joyous the city has ever been 😂
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Jun 14
ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.
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"can you guarantee a knicks championship in your first term?" "inshallah"
promises made, promises kept
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Jun 14
not this candid footage of the mona lisa being painted
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Olivia Rodrigo shooting the cover for ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’.
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SHARIA LAW WORKS!!!!!
The New York Knicks have officially won their first NBA Championship in 53 years, defeating the San Antonio Spurs.
It is the Knicks’ first NBA title since 1973.
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How far is FIFA going with its brand restrictions? The condiments at the Levi’s Stadium press box have all been taped over 😆
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Before we asked our buddy Cousin Mike to direct the video for our song Mope, we asked Matt Groening to direct it. I found the rejection letter he sent to our manager Brett in one of our road cases over a quarter century later and had it framed for his birthday. Please ignore the reflection of Brett's effeminate little Tyrannosaurus rex arms in the photo.
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Wanda Sykes says Bill Maher confronted her after she dissed him on the Golden Globes stage in January:
"He was like, 'What was that about?' And I was like, 'It's a joke, Bill.' He's like, 'Well, I mean, it wasn't even a joke.' I said, 'Oh, no, I heard laughter. It was clearly a joke.'" variety.com/2026/tv/news/bil…
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Jun 13
Hear me out: we make new “Amish” towns, but instead of 18th century customs it’s just the 90’s forever. There’s Blockbuster and Pizza Hut, and no social media (but you can use AOL instant messenger).
Lmk when you guys wanna start.
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Jun 12
one thing i really loved about siskel and ebert was that they were constantly bringing up references to previous bad movies that the other gave a good review to. like cop and a half or benji the hunted. it’s like when you fuck up in a group chat and you never hear the end of it.
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Nintendogs Promo on a 1951 Volkswagen Dogmobile (2005)
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I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴
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ada comment di tiktok katanya krn prabowo gapunya someone to talk jd setiap pidato isinya cerita cerita doang GUE CEKIKIKAN BGTTTTT 😭
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