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tht1chk @halien47

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Joined February 2012
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tht1chk@halien47
5 Sep 2024
The universe: you can finally release this emotional pain you've felt for years Because you're going to get a new kind of emotional pain that makes the old shit look weak af Me: thanksssss
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tht1chk@halien47
23 Jul 2024
Yk when you have a sudden mental breakthrough in the middle of taking the trash out and start crying in the driveway
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tht1chk@halien47
10 Jul 2024
Tough loving myself is a new level of inner work I didn't know I needed.
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tht1chk@halien47
18 Jun 2024
The universe sending me pop quizzes but I'm a C student
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tht1chk@halien47
1 Jun 2023
I must genuinely enjoy fucking up my life
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tht1chk@halien47
21 Mar 2023
when you're on day 3 of executive disfunction and now you're spring cleaning plans have caused a depressive episode 👍
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tht1chk@halien47
12 Feb 2023
child in his bassinet: 😃 child the moment I pick him up:😴
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tht1chk@halien47
11 Dec 2022
Rhys just repeated his first cuss word "what the fuck!" 🤷🏼‍♀️
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tht1chk@halien47
30 Nov 2022
as a Michigander, I have to keep an eye on @IwriteOK plans for the great lakes @bastardspod
tht1chk@halien47
30 Nov 2022
my son has to listen to doc every morning #SpotifyWrapped @DrDisrespect
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tht1chk@halien47
23 Nov 2022
good luck to the ones going back home for the holidays who inevitably will receive a "I aways had a crush on you" dm. don't let the dude who topped out in hs sucker you into staying in that hellscape any longer than contractually obligated by family guilt
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tht1chk@halien47
16 Nov 2022
I think Pat Sajak fuckin hates wheel of fortune
tht1chk@halien47
3 Nov 2022
how's the first day alone with the children going? well the 2yr old just dumped 3oz of breast milk onto the carpet I was vulnerable feeding the baby
tht1chk@halien47
30 Oct 2022
I'm producing 2 liters of milk a day. what the actual fuck

ALT Greys Anatomy Meredith Grey GIF
tht1chk@halien47
23 Oct 2022
Bessy's back in business 🐄 🥲
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tht1chk@halien47
20 Oct 2022
Amazon got nothin on me. I got that package delivered in 2 hrs 💪
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tht1chk@halien47
20 Oct 2022
can't tell if I'm having contractions 🙃
tht1chk@halien47
9 Oct 2022
I'm gonna have this kid on my fucking wedding anniversary 🤦‍♀️
tht1chk@halien47
7 Oct 2022
I literally do not have the patience to make and edit a tiktok
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tht1chk@halien47
5 Oct 2022
it's crazy to me when people say they don't want government handouts. so you just pay the government 30% of your income to do what?? they better offer me Healthcare and schooling. They're living off me!
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