Harrison “Hal” Massey: 💙 @lil_valkyrie. Black lives matter. cursed explorer of java's crypt. he/him/his #botALLY
Joined April 2007
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17 Jul 2015
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
take one down
go up and down the right side of Cinnabar Island
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29 Aug 2022
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as rust-analyzer underlines me and displays "expected String, found &str"
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24 May 2021
ska christmas specials produced by Skankin/Bass Animated Entertainment
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4 May 2021
there’s something strangely helpful about a thing you already know elegantly stated
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22 Jan 2021
a caesarean section is when you rotate the mother an agreed-upon number of steps in order to decipher the baby
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11 Sep 2020
gen z teens are killing facebook with the hot new trend of training birds of prey to deliver ciphered messages
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1 Sep 2020
Oregon State Police are sending in federally deputized troopers to respond to protest-related violence in Portland -- effectively circumventing the Multnomah County DA's office, which OSP has criticized in the past for not prioritizing prosecutions.
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3 Aug 2020
I’ve been trying to add a dynamic endpoint to my static site, but when I add connection pooling, Gatsby dies
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29 Jul 2020
local arby's sign proudly proclaims "CHICKEN SALAD SAND IS BACK"
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10 Jul 2020
Row, row, row your ghost, gently down the stream.
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8 Jun 2020
hey these are good folks making sure protestors in North Texas stay safe and healthy in the heat gofundme.com/f/212wahdw9c
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2 Jun 2020
If you are still on the square please leave. We have reason to believe they will start arresting people soon. Stay safe. Contact your friends if they are still there.
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31 May 2020
i don't have anything specific to say that hasn't already been said. listen to the people making noise and be good to yourselves and the hurt and vulnerable around you.
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14 May 2020
Hey, if we’re mutuals, like this tweet and I’ll say something nice about you.
It might take me a little while, since I'm not checking this account super often these days. But I want to get in on this one.
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15 May 2020
and that's all i can do tonight without giving anything directly away. I've been using clojure.core/shuffle for the ordering, mostly. i'll do another batch tomorrow :)
15 May 2020
You're a delight, I wish your brain was kinder to you, and, unless my memory is failing me, we've never actually interacted outside this website! It'd be hard to do that in person, but there's no lack of other options out there.
15 May 2020
oh whoops second to last, i accidentally skipped a name when I was putting things into the randomizer