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1 Oct 2023
bootleg calvin klein underwear found in andrey stamatin's dresser, waistbands say "calvin climb"
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farhad and georgiy found appreciating gongshi with arms clasped behind back
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Jun 6
this is the kind of stuff andrey is listening to in his car with a New tshirt on
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went to the doctor for a check up and he called my penis nonsensical and my balls avant-garde
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May 28
youre out of your mind
^ i just came up with this sentence
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May 31
In 2027, Microsoft will release Bingbing and Windows 95, and everybody will use them.
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16 Mar 2020
a 12 sec off camera porn sample of a man masturbating into a deformed pseudo egg with the title "Beyond All Existing Pleasure" was actually a #1 Porn Downloads in the United States as of June 2010 (for better or worse)...
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11 May 2023
im going to the club tomorrow to cough loudly and curl up into a ball on the floor. when the bouncers come to try and pick me up and throw me out I will release a massive burst of spores
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24 Dec 2021
I was just watching a movie and my phone just started buzzing with a noise so i said "What is it?" and it said "A movie"
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3 Mar 2021
here come's transmasc twitter 🙄
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May 24
just heard that junkrat blew off his index finger in ow2. Gotta go back in time and tell max of the past [fan of blowing off his ring finger] that this happened.
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May 21
i have literally not watched a markiplier video until the smash or pass pokemon video. Saluting him for hitting smash on cradilly and sigilyph but not lugia
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May 21
he hit smash for magemite but not brozong too... the mysteries of the universe...
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