Joined February 2011
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Imagine being in the same room as Lee Dixon and Olivier Giroud 😴
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Jun 15
Why don't we just buy west ham seeing that we're linked to every player
πŸ—žοΈWest Ham Striker, Taty Castellanos is an option for Everton this Summer (Source - @JacobSteinberg )
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Jun 14
Be having a cup of tea in this hydration break with the air con blasting out in the stadium
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Jun 14
If the temps below 30 degrees these breaks need fucking off. Just ruins the game. All so these yanks can stick an advert on
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Jun 14
This world cup is class The darts that is
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Jun 12
I'd rather see dehydrated players than Whitney Houston and house of pain blasted in the stadium 22 minutes into a match. Games gone
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Jun 12
You go from the Azteca last night to this stadium that looks like a kids designed from lego
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Jun 11
Think that ref needs deporting
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Jun 11
The ball is hitting leg stump Stick with your original decision of out, Thierry
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Jun 11
Me thinking about my bank balance after the 100th bet builder on the world cup doesn't win
In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.
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Jun 10
2 point deductions and a 40m fine for building a stadium. Meanwhile city 115 charges about 50 years ago still nothing and chelsea can do what they like
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Considered the merits is a new one
🚨 Everton have considered the merits of Atalanta’s Raoul Bellanova, an Italy international, among others as they look to strengthen the right back position [@_pauljoyce]
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Dithering dave Klarna fc strikes again
🚨Crystal Palace are expected to offer a package close to £20M for Hayden Hackney. Middlesbrough value Hackney at £25M. Everton have had £12M and £15M bids rejected (Source - @BobbyManzi - @MailSport )
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What this Stokes incident has brought up is the amount of squares on this app. Why is a 35 year old out drinking? Nerds
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The great reset going well
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Vitalii Mykolenko has signed a new three-year Everton contract to commit his future to the Club until the end of June 2029. ✍️
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166 over test match. Basically 2 days. Pathetic pitch
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Cracking pitch at Lords
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Wally retweeted
A robot kicked a little boy in the stomach We're officially one software update away from Terminator

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Go on the lads 🫑
May 29
Twenty pounds well spent
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