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28 Mar 2018
“Uh oh, I don’t want to have to put this incident in my daily report to the Easter Bunny tonight”
- phrase that seems to be working wonders on my three year old this week
#myhandsaretied #mustreport
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31 Dec 2017
To anyone who swapped 10,000 bitcoins for a 2018 calendar in 2008, yes you backed the wrong horse, but at least today your misguided perseverance pays off and you start getting some value. Thoughts and prayers. To everyone else, just regular Happy New Year!
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21 Sep 2017
Man it really is a bad time to be in the Fast-Cooked-Never-Pulled-Only-Sliced-Pork business.
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8 Aug 2017
Sorry guys, Andy bloody hacked my account! 🙄 Time slot info is spot on....and I guess i DO have a nice jacket on. Thanks for noticing mate! x.com/hamishblake/status/894…
8 Aug 2017
Guys True Story on tonight 8:40 Ch 9. Hame looks so handsome!!
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8 Aug 2017
Guys True Story on tonight 8:40 Ch 9. Hame looks so handsome!!
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23 Jul 2017
Just called my dad and, for the first time in his life, the call came through to him on the iPad. Cue sheer pandemonium.
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Hamish Blake retweeted
13 Jul 2017
Someone called @hamishblake joins us for the latest 'TEAM Effort': itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/…
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13 Apr 2017
Is it true there's no parking laws on Good Fridays? (Secondary question, does this Law Holiday also apply to tax return laws?)
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28 Feb 2017
Pancake Tuesday should be approx 100 days a year. I know that means some non Tuesdays will be called Tuesday but cmon we're grown ups
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29 Jan 2017
1.Get into suit
2.Take selfie at beach with champagne
3.Tag #RachAndBen
4.Hey nice work everyone thinks you are at a cool wedding
5.Go home
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10 Jan 2017
The tiny kids cars in front of supermarkets they want you to pay $1 to make move? VERY easily shakable with your arm. For $0. #dadhack
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20 Dec 2016
Nothing gets you in the festive spirit like an automatically generated Xmas email from a real estate agent you rented through in 2009.
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20 Nov 2016
I've realised 93% of dadhood is doing something for the first time and simultaneously explaining in a loud voice "this is how we do THIS".
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15 Nov 2016
"Congratulations. You stayed up all night online and will now receive access to all life's secrets."
-what I guess I hope shows up at 5am
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9 Nov 2016
Currently driving from US to Canada, traffic backed up for miles!! What's going on? Is there a big match or concert on? #confused.
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25 Oct 2016
Half a mil AND a snazzy wooden jungle themed cheque holder. Double win! #survivorAU
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21 Oct 2016
I took this, I got Andy. #science! x.com/taylabatty/status/7891…
20 Oct 2016
Yo @hamishblake & @andy_lee, y'all should try this super scientific Buzzfeed quiz - buzzfeed.com/michellerennex/…
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Hamish Blake retweeted
13 Oct 2016
Comedian and radio star @hamishblake on why he is going to #BeTheBill. Join Hamish and Be The Bill at BeTheBill.com @hamishandandy
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