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12 Jan 2022
pinning this if anyone else wants to submit any quotes I may have missed! docs.google.com/forms/d/1ZX8…
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Yes, very funny laugh it up Lila, hilarious. My gun’s wet, great.
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Jun 15
I don’t know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think I do.
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Jun 14
You should see what comes up when you type 'death' into a search engine.
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Jun 13
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to change the light bulb and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.
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Jun 12
Sometimes for an artist, the only difference between insanity and genius is success.
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Jun 11
The cool thing about Halloween is that it’s a uniquely American holiday. I mean, despite its obvious origins in the Celtic festival of Samhain and the Christian All Saints’ Day, it really is a melting pot of various immigrants’ traditions and beliefs.
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Jun 10
The cool thing about Halloween is that it’s a uniquely American holiday. I mean, despite its obvious origins in the Celtic festival of Samhain and the Christian All Saints’ Day, it really is a melting pot of various immigrants’ traditions and beliefs.
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People tell me their secrets. I think it’s because they know I have no one to betray them to.
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This is really good coffee, by the way. Coffee's a language in itself.
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Those are really nice earrings. I like those. My grandmother wears a lot of fake jewelry also. It looks nice.
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Reid: It's a government report.
Morgan: So what?
Reid: So you work for the government. What, you don't read the reports?
Morgan: On traffic patterns in a city 2,500 miles from where I live?
Reid: 2,295 miles.
Morgan: Don't make me smack you in front of all these people.
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Reid: I know I should feel bad about what happened. I mean, I killed a man. You know, I should feel something.... but I don't.
Gideon: Not knowing what you feel, that's not the same as not feeling anything.
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Hotch, I was a twelve year-old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine year-old girl.
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You know Garcia, she carries a laptop, not a gun. She can’t even look at crime scene photos without needing pictures of panda bears to counter balance them.
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May 31
Moral vigilantism typically has its roots in repression and guilt. This generally manifests itself in low self-esteem and self-loathing. By punishing others, the unsub may also be punishing himself.
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