alt girl turned corporate sellout
Joined November 2012
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11 Nov 2025
no like i like u a lot but im just not really interested in getting fat right now
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12 Nov 2025
crying that the Chinese immigration officer made me take a photo with my disposable cameras and yelled at me when I tried to take a selfie of us
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1 Nov 2025
I want to go to this show while I’m in Japan but the club looks lowkey too crazy for me 😭
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20 Oct 2025
ok so actually I went to the bar and my phone got robbed from my zipped purse and I have to buy a burner before my flight fuck San Diego
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20 Oct 2025
also this photo was taken like an hour before 3 security guards got stabbed
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han retweeted
11 Oct 2025
This is so stupid, I love it.
11 Oct 2025
Final Sentence is a Battle Royale typing game where players compete against each other, and one typo could be your last. Only the final writer survives.
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han retweeted
9 Oct 2025
people irl are actually scared of horror movies to the point that they don't and won't watch any..
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han retweeted
3 Oct 2025
cat sending resumes while an alien invasion is happening outside
ALT painting of a Siamese cat sending a resume on his notebook while UFOs appear through the window between the buildings
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han retweeted
22 Sep 2025
i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world
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han retweeted
17 Sep 2025
he was facing the death penalty and all y'all do is sexually harass him
16 Sep 2025
I pray everyday that he’s a strict top. STRICT.
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han retweeted
15 Sep 2025
so when a guy in my lobby rips a slur and tells me that he’s going to sexually assault me for being a woman i can’t even dodge the lobby without getting nuked by riot like ok man
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15 Sep 2025
me and this guy I met on val just send each other weird fb marketplace listings
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