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26 Jun 2025
Oh, the ratio is so delicious.

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We need to ban all guns.
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26 Jun 2025
Fortunately for ESPN, no one watches women's basketball.
25 Jun 2025
SPORTSBALL: ESPN producers reportedly told Rebecca Lobo she had to retract and apologize for her comment that America was Great during the WNBA's Fever/Aces game. h/t @jayplemons
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26 Jun 2025
Yeah, whomever appointed that Powell guy to Fed Chair is a real moron. #EndTheFed Trump Says Powell Has “Low IQ”, Mentions 3 or 4 Possible Replacements mishtalk.com/economics/trump…
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25 Jun 2025
It's hilarious when Republicans start talking like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren.
24 Jun 2025
I’d love to hear an argument for why Powell cut rates 50 points right before an election but can’t do it now with inflation lower.
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23 May 2025
Fed's Goolsbee: Rate Cut Still Possible Over 10-16 Month Horizon
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23 May 2025
Inbox: You are receiving this notice because you created an account on Stocktwits. Me: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I forgot that website still exists.
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23 May 2025
"A majority of the time, we work closer to business hours." Well, sheeeee-it. Just have the tornadoes hit 9-5 for crying out loud!
This is St. Louis CEMA Commissioner. As a tornado with 152mph winds arrived, Sarah (they/them) and her staff was not available to activate the tornado siren. 5 kiIIed, 38 injured.
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23 May 2025
12 hours later - Messages still unavailable. 🙄 For the groups tryin' to reach me there, just a heads up.
🚨How is this still happening? X is having a full-blown meltdown according to Down Detector. Messages disappearing, issues with spaces, and inboxes frozen with people unable to message their friends for hours. Some can’t send, others can’t even read old messages. This is the paid social media app. The one that’s supposed to be better than the free ones. We love it here… but man, fix the basics.
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23 May 2025
Trump: "I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them!" Reality is quite different, though.
JUST IN: President Trump BLASTED Apple CEO Tim Cook, warning that if they continue to manufacture iPhones in India instead of the United States, he will impose a 25% tariff on them. Trump wrote on Truth Social: “I have long ago informed Tim Cook of Apple that I expect their iPhone's that will be sold in the United States of America will be manufactured and built in the United States, not India, or anyplace else. If that is not the case, a Tariff of at least 25% must be paid by Apple to the U.S. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” Get in line Tim Apple!
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23 May 2025
Get to those nude beaches, fellas.
sunning your balls is the greatest health hack for men
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23 May 2025
Hope all of you are ready for those $15,000 iPhones that come with 25 year contracts to get them 'for free.'
$AAPL - WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump threatens 25% import tax on Apple unless iPhones are made in the US.
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23 May 2025
Paid influencer regurgitating the same, standard talking points.
22 May 2025
These two jagoffs desperate for a primary joined every Democrat this morning in voting to raise your taxes. They failed.
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23 May 2025
Them: "Trump and Republican Congress will cut spending." Hap: "I'll take 'What Is Never Going To Happen' for $2000, Alex."
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The usual suspects in the “conservative” influencer griftosphere are shouting, “What’s the practical alternative? Trump’s hands are tied by Congress!” The idea that Trump is somehow hamstrung by a GOP Congress that treats him like a deity is beyond ludicrous. Trump has been demanding passage of precisely this bill, the one he nicknamed the Big, Beautiful Bill. He has threatened to primary anyone who opposes it. The practical alternative is for a Republican president to use his position of considerable influence to actually get spending under control. Just once, maybe, he could demand real spending cuts. Trump had every political advantage this term—a Republican Congress, Elon Musk and DOGE, and post-election momentum. Yet he chose the most impractical route of all: insisting that Congress continue its massive overspending, pushing the United States further down the path of a debt crisis.
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16 May 2025
🤣 Anything to keep her from talking.
16 May 2025
Check out these seashells I found on the beach
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Behold, the best baby AI video yet. @RonPaul #EndTheFed
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14 May 2025
Dogs need fun time, too!!!
14 May 2025
Golden retriever takes off on jet ski in Florida
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14 May 2025
I have never been in a cult, but I know one when I see one.
Live from the Global March to End Fossil Fuels today in Toronto. Footage by TPM’s @BethBaisch
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13 May 2025
Everything suggests the US won't see a rapid decline in annual average oil production, but @JavierBlas says the devil is in the detail bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…
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