Father of Two, Engineering Director @ Facebook, Recent London Transplant
Joined May 2007
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8 Nov 2020
The NYTs push notification barrage was worth at least 18% of my attention SLA until I shut them off
8 Nov 2020
I feel like someone killed a background process that had been consuming 5% of my CPU for the last 4 years.
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8 Nov 2020
This is the first week I’ve watched network TV since the Super Bowl
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5 Sep 2020
Kiss was the insane clown posse of its time... change my mind
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25 Mar 2020
In 20 cities we are offering to help anyone who needs Essentials delivered safely:
helloalfred.com/Delivers/
Please share if you know anyone who's in need!
Chris Haseman retweeted
16 Sep 2019
“I’d like for us to be one of the generation-defining companies. I don’t think there’s been one since Uber or Airbnb. And there’s never been one run by women.”- @MsSapone in @Inc #femalefounders inc.com/profile/marcela-sapo…
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Chris Haseman retweeted
29 Jul 2019
Check out @haseman and @smukleberry sharing the news about our @livebixby acquisition on @cheddar cheddar.com/media/hello-alfr…
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Chris Haseman retweeted
26 Jul 2019
Grateful to be working with these two on building the best resident experience that ever was 👏 thanks to @smukleberry and our CTO @haseman who announced @HelloAlfred acquired @livebixby at the exchange today to combine our tech and team.
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26 Jul 2019
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Chris Haseman retweeted
11 Jun 2019
The most impotent thing I did today. As the CEO of @helloalfred, I believe reproductive health care is fundamental to gender *equality* in the workplace. I’m proud to sign on to today’s letter of support with other leading executives DontBanEquality.com #DontBanEquality
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Chris Haseman retweeted
4 Jun 2019
Helping women at home is the only way to keep them in the workplace — Quartz at Work qz.com/work/1632532/this-sta…
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1 Jun 2019
My son can’t seem to figure out why touching the controls on the TV has no effect....
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Chris Haseman retweeted
13 Jan 2019
here's to A'names. And K names too. :)
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Chris Haseman retweeted
3 Feb 2017
We haven't seen people from the future because…
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You can't go back in time
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Trump destroys science
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Trump destroys mankind
499 votes • Final results
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