Building Jardinero: a control plane for autonomous engineering agents. It's a TypeScript orchestrator living in a long-lived @TenkiCloud sandbox. Three workflows so far. 1) The Log Reviewer runs hourly and post-deploy. It sweeps staging and prod through the Grafana MCP, investigates anomalies, and writes a structured handoff: suspected root cause, reproduction steps, acceptance criteria, suggested tests, etc. The handoff is the only thing it produces. It never touches code. 2) The Implementator picks up that handoff. The orchestrator claims it (fingerprinted, idempotent, so two log reviews of the same incident cannot dispatch twice), spins up a fresh worker sandbox, hands the handoff to Codex inside it, and the agent opens the PR. 3) The PR Maintainer listens for review-comment events piped in from GitHub Actions. The orchestrator dedupes the event, dispatches an ephemeral worker sandbox with Codex inside, and the agent pushes fixes, replies to reviewers, and gets CI green. Agents are stateless. The control plane is not. Every task gets a fresh microVM, no mutable state shared between runs. Persistence is a five-table SQLite file on the orchestrator's volume. The orchestrator does not trust the worker. When the agent reports a PR URL, the orchestrator independently fetches it, checks the repo scope, the branch name, and an Agent-Run-Id commit trailer before marking the run successful. Blast radius is contained by the repo, not the agent. Branch protection, required CI, and human reviewers are the safety net. The agent is unsupervised at the action boundary on purpose. Cold-start is cheap because Tenki templates pre-bake the toolchain and volumes hold warm git mirrors. A worker spins up in ms, clones from cache, runs codex exec, opens the PR, then the microVM dies. One orchestrator, N ephemeral workers, a durable queue, a Discord webhook.

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Jamie Dimon, complaining about the Clarity Act and Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong this AM: “He’s spending hundreds of millions of dollars in Washington in this thing.” Maria: “He said he’s representing the whole —” Dimon: “He’s full of shit.” Maria: “…well.”

Check out this hydro-cooled Bitcoin mining farm in Paraguay ran by @EverValueCoin 🇵🇾

A single AI data center uses as much electricity as 100,000 households—and utility companies are passing the upgrade costs to you, not to the trillion-dollar tech giants. I've opened an investigation. These companies need to pay their costs.

Just found this official decree from the Washington Governor’s Office… They’ve officially banned aimless driving. No more cruising. No more joyrides. No more “I’m just clearing my head, officer.” You must have a lawful destination at all times or face a $1,000 fine. Welcome to the People’s Republic of Washington, where even your Sunday drive needs prior approval. Governor Ferguson has solved traffic congestion by making driving illegal unless you’re going somewhere productive. Next up: banning “aimless walking,” “purposeless staring out the window,” and breathing without a five-year plan. Washingtonians, start practicing your excuse scripts now: “Yes officer, I am driving to acquire oat milk for my emotional support latte.” This is peak 2026 energy. Government: “We care about your safety!” Also government: “But first, show me your destination on this here form, citizen.” The only thing aimless now is common sense. Hopefully you got a chuckle. Now days I wouldn’t put anything past them. #AimlessDrivingBanned #WashingtonWay #BigGovernmentEnergy #JustLetPeopleDrive