Collector of JPEGs and tokens.

Joined May 2021
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Nice pick up @bavibull, I paid 89 ETH for that ape just over 4 years ago. I sold it to buy the ape I have now. 🫡
Obtained one of the cleanest Double Bored apes in the collection!🦍 It had been sitting in @machibigbrother's vault for over 3 years🤯 Mine now. Collectors collect.🏅
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Good to be back in Lisbon again and @NFCsummit
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I finally got around to migrating my Chimpers. Very smooth process. Good to be back in the Dojo @ChimpersHQ
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5 years today, still a member of the best club on the internet @BoredApeYC 🥳
11 May 2024
3 years ago today I became a member of the @BoredApeYC. Reflecting on what an absolutely bonkers 3 years it's been! What @CryptoGarga and @GordonGoner created is insane! Friendships forged with other apes within @UKApeClub and beyond are next level. Here's to many more 🥂
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Left two on the shelf for marketing purposes. One of each flavour. 😉 @osf_rekt
Replying to @Lee_MAYC
Left one on the shelf tho for marketing purposes. @osf_rekt
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5 years and still the best club on the internet 🥳
Five Years of Bored Ape Yacht Club A note to The Best Club on the Internet, Five years is a long time on the internet. It’s long enough to understand what makes something different, and to recognize when it becomes part of people’s lives in a real way. The Bored Ape Yacht Club has always been more than something you scroll past. It’s something people step into, build with, and carry with them. That’s what makes this a Club. Like @mfigge said recently, the Club should live in your world, not just your timeline. That's where we're headed. Here's what that looks like right now. We recently rolled out the new bayc.com - a fresh look, member profiles and directory, an updated store.bayc.com, and more coming soon. It’s a step toward making the Club feel more tangible, more connected, and easier to immerse in. IRL is the Alpha Over the last few weeks, Apes have been mobilizing across the globe through regional meetups, bringing local chapters together in ways that actually matter. We spent 4/20 weekend with Snoop and Dr. Bombay, giving a group of Apes a member-only moment you can’t replicate online. These moments pull people closer together, create and strengthen real bonds, and push the energy of the Club forward. We say Bored Ape, You say Yacht Club We’ve also been thinking about what it actually means to be a Yacht Club - not just the name, but the feeling behind it. That’s starting to take shape. From here on out, you’ll see it show up more clearly in our apparel, our collaborations, and an aesthetic that finally does the Yacht Club name justice. Five years in, and we’re not slowing down. There’s more to share, but for now… thanks for being an Ape. Thanks for being in the Club.
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Congrats to the seller to hold from mint to now holding a grail like this. That’s some ride. 😅
Seller Minted this for .08 ETH 5 years ago and just sold it for 47.5 ETH 114k USD Justin Bieber Meme lovers won’t post that though. “The Biggest” Club on the Internet is back and it’s personal this time around
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Just seeing this post gives me PTSD 🤣
When you’re out with friends then suddenly remember you roundtripped 7 figures in 2021 and 2024
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Don’t listen to the naysayers…
You have no experience. You’ve never started a company. You’ve never had a full time job. Nike is going to kill you. You’re a kid. You don’t have technical skills. You shouldn’t build hardware. Apple is going to kill you. You can’t build hardware. You can’t measure heart rate non-invasively. Athletes don’t care about recovery. Under Armour is going to kill you. It won’t be accurate. You don’t listen. You’re an ineffective leader. You can’t recruit great talent. You’re going to have to pay every athlete. You can’t measure sleep non-invasively. It’s too expensive to research. Athletes are a small market. The product costs too much to make. The product costs too much to sell. Your valuation is too high. Consumers aren’t going to want it. Hardware is too hard. You should measure steps. Fitbit is going to kill you. You can’t build a marketing engine. You can’t raise enough money. You need a real CEO. Google is going to kill you. You can’t be a subscription. You can’t build a brand. You can’t do consumer in Boston. Your valuation is too high. You shouldn’t make accessories. You shouldn’t make apparel. Lululemon is going to kill you. You can’t predict Covid. Stay in your niche. You are going to run out of money. You can’t build a health platform. Amazon is going to kill you. You can’t measure blood pressure. You can’t get medical approvals. The market is too small. You don’t understand AI. The market is too competitive. It won’t work internationally. The supply chain is too complicated. You can’t build an AI. You can’t raise enough money. It’s too competitive. Healthcare isn’t going to want it. … Just keep going ✌️
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Haute 🍌 retweeted
the weekend
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We raised $7.5M to kill AI slop. Introducing Moda: the world's first design agent with taste. RT comment “Moda” and we’ll design your brand for FREE.
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Haute 🍌 retweeted
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🚨 EVENT Calling all @ChimpersHQ in the UK! 🇬🇧 Tickets are now LIVE for the first Onchain Society event! Come join us for a fun evening of networking alongside some food & drink - where you can connect with other NFT communities and passionate ppl in the space. TICKETS 🎟️ ⤵️
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Haute 🍌 retweeted
In 2021 I spent $216k on this digital monkey picture. Today it's worth zero. 6 or 7 zeros, depending on who you ask. And I would have missed it, if not for a simple lesson from one of the greatest art collectors of the century 👇
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4 Oct 2025
It’s all about perspective $punkstr
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14 Sep 2025
Could this be the catalyst we've all been waiting for 👀
14 Sep 2025
Replying to @CirrusNFT
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11 Aug 2025
Gotta side with G on this one. So obvious in the video. So clearly fake.
10 Aug 2025
Don’t understand the hate Beeple is getting. If you watch the video for 5 seconds you realize he’s dubbing both voices, it’s clearly fake. Blaming someone else for losing money when you couldn’t even do 30 seconds of due diligence is nobody else’s fault but your own.
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25 Jul 2025
Those of us still here from ‘21 have a few of these 😅
I bought this useless tulip NFT for $8,000 in 2021 It’s now worth $7 lmaoooooo
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Haute 🍌 retweeted
10 Jul 2025
Did you really think unique digital assets were over?
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11 Jun 2025
Totally agree, the new regulatory landscape opens this wide up. Buckle up.
11 Jun 2025
stripe buying privy is going to be one of many mainstream acquisitions by big trad companies with a tonne of cash who want to get into crypto. the thing about crypto is you NEED to be crypto-native, we've seen so many trad companies try and fail. buckle up.
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11 Jun 2025
Wow this is pretty mega @stripe acquiring @privy Big moves recently from Stripe.
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