many will enter, few will win
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17 Feb 2022
sorry i got cancelled online for saying that gollum has cum gutters
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june and i am working on fall/winter menus. impossible to be happy with what's around you when you are forced to keep your gaze directed forward
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now reading. on first pass feels shirley jackson-esque
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the human sadiepede 2 retweeted
New York operates on a kind of magical realism that makes things like this not only possible but commonplace
Jun 12
Knicks fan threw a banana into the crowd and it promptly came back to him 😭🍌👏
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i spent the day reading this instead of doing anything else and it was worth it imo
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breakfast on the pillion buttsex picnic plate for today
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laying in bed and i can tell by the fireworks and people hollering in the street that the knicks won
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the linden trees are in bloom and every block of ridgewood smells crazy rn. absolutely spectacular
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mogmog in long island city :')
Jun 13
Name drop please mommy
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me when i'm in a did you lock the front door contest and my opponent is the can't remember if you locked the door OCD
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one of my favorite parts about going to a baseball game has got to be booing
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i love living in new york city. where else can you go see a baseball game
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dole whip station was kind of a disaster today if i'm being honest but we ball
god said i'm getting a dole whip today baby!!!!
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i love baseball and also love not knowing a fucking thing about baseball
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they should play a movie on the big screen while baseball is happening
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