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call me moose | she/her | 30 | Sapphic🏳️‍🌈Ace | helluva boss & stolitz brainrot | MDNF 🔞| priv 4 moots: @mewswips | same @ on 🦋 & 📷 & ☕️

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short #12 but it's only the parts with stolas
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I’m going to bed but :) balloons :)
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stolas getting blitz to learn the order of the alphabet by making him do it with his tongue and he’s not allowed to touch himself or touch stolas with anything *but* his tongue until he gets it right. stolas is spent and overstimulated by the time that happens, & blitz is feral.
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♈️🦉 Romi 🔜 SDCC 🎲🪽@Rominati_
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Me, watching the recent Helluva Boss short:
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millie 📀@milliethesillyz
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everyones moved on but i havent
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stolas ceo@stolasprophecy
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stolas is in the new short which easily makes it the best helluva short ever
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Clever_Flower@Clever_Flower_
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I thought the rumors were just nonsense. But it's Stolas! 💙💙💙💙🦉Finally! #12helluvashorts #stolasxblitzø #stolitz #helluvaboss #fanart #Stolas #Blitzø
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ana୭@stloas
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pookie
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it might not've been as stolas but it WAS bryce who got to be the first person in helluva to outright say blitz's full name
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stolas, the king of leaning & leering with interlocked fingers
cunty stolas from apology tour you know the one

ALT cunty stolas from apology tour you know the one

"now won't we?"

ALT "now won't we?"

stolas in short 12 as he begins asking for details from millie-client

ALT stolas in short 12 as he begins asking for details from millie-client

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let's appreciate that IMP did not use any AI in the making of their training video. props to them for using green screen, word art, and image assets that are definitely royalty-free from voogle, and having it be 100% hellborn-filmed, acted, and edited.
blitz in short 12 - imp training video, standing in front of a poorly chroma-keyed green screen showing a red background with the word 'assassin' on it

ALT blitz in short 12 - imp training video, standing in front of a poorly chroma-keyed green screen showing a red background with the word 'assassin' on it

screenshot from short 12 - imp training video, several wordart-style'd "DON'T"s are layered on top of each other

ALT screenshot from short 12 - imp training video, several wordart-style'd "DON'T"s are layered on top of each other

the succubus intern in short 12 - imp training video, with several shitty transparent image assets (deal with it glasses, a fat blunt/cigar, and a chainsaw) photoshopped onto her

ALT the succubus intern in short 12 - imp training video, with several shitty transparent image assets (deal with it glasses, a fat blunt/cigar, and a chainsaw) photoshopped onto her

blitz in the credits of short 12 - imp training video, where he is hunched over & editing the training video on a laptop using premiere

ALT blitz in the credits of short 12 - imp training video, where he is hunched over & editing the training video on a laptop using premiere

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oh and we all know blitz wrote that script from scratch too.
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on my first watch my ear was catching something familiar about the narrator but I couldn't put my finger on it. i was thinking 'oh it'd be neat if they got bryce to be the narrator too' and lo and behold. now i can't unhear him lmao
a screenshot from the credits of short 12 STARRING BRYCE PINKHAM AS STOLAS / NARRATOR

ALT a screenshot from the credits of short 12 STARRING BRYCE PINKHAM AS STOLAS / NARRATOR

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it would've been funny if at the end it was revealed to be stolas doing the narration by putting on a voice. like blitz coming in all 'wow holy fuck stolas i didnt know you could voice act that well' etc etc. would've been cool
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i guess bro just likes stealing people's lunches
screenshot from mastermind - blitz holding a sandwich container in his mouth that has millie's name on it

ALT screenshot from mastermind - blitz holding a sandwich container in his mouth that has millie's name on it

screenshot from short 12 - blitz berating the succubus intern for starting a diet because he likes to steal lunches

ALT screenshot from short 12 - blitz berating the succubus intern for starting a diet because he likes to steal lunches

screenshot from short 12 - blitz berating the succubus intern for starting a diet because he likes to steal lunches

ALT screenshot from short 12 - blitz berating the succubus intern for starting a diet because he likes to steal lunches

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ana୭@stloas
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Helluva Boss@IMPmurderpros
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IMP TRAINING VIDEO WARNING: For hostile work environments youtube.com/watch?v=4kJXWQWW…
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these two together would've killed that skit & won a tony for it too
an edited screenshot from short 12 - imp training video where moxxie is acting as the client and stolas is the receptionist, rather than loona as the receptionist & millie playing the client.

ALT an edited screenshot from short 12 - imp training video where moxxie is acting as the client and stolas is the receptionist, rather than loona as the receptionist & millie playing the client.

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🌈Kayla (Kighla) 🩷💛💙@DojoLoachz
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I like Stolas secretary stance
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blitzø hoof enjoyer || Bunnie@HelluvaBunnie
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#NewProfilePic
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Chloe ✨✨✨ receptionist stolas IS real & beautiful@cherrysipps
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that was in fact the best helluva boss short ever created and i laughed so many times and blitz got the shit beat out of him and stolas was beautiful and perfect!!!! 1000000/10, no notes, do more of this pleaseeeeEEE 🙏✨
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