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13 Feb 2017
Just recreating our fav photoshoot
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i went to see Adam Friedland do standup tonight and he spent the entire last quarter of the game hunched over a phone on stage struggling through a joke about his dad’s dick
SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Knicks win first NBA title since 1973 with 94-90 victory over Spurs in Game 5.
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man I just want gas the fuck does this mean
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Jun 12
Soggy orange Pallas has been found in Turkmenistan
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the name of this estate sale got me a little emotional
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My grandpa passed away recently and the amount of AI that has creeped into his memorial and obituary makes me so so so sad
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He was 98 when he died! He’s going to have wrinkles and moles and marks from skin cancer in his photos because that’s what he had in real life. He spent his entire career at sea and his face shows that.
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He was a kind, smart, accomplished, handsome man. He did so much for our family and he deserves to have our memories and tributes to him written from our own hearts, even if that means the result is imperfect. He deserves to be shown in his photos exactly how he was.
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Jun 12
they’re not even trying anymore 😢 faking a vaccine injury used to MEAN something
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Another one of those sentences you thought you'd never hear.
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Jun 12
Generally speaking I frown upon people throwing heavy objects into crowds…but there are exceptions
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Jun 12
Totally forgot I donated my Ronald Reagan mask and I was shocked and delighted to see him again
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Jun 11
He’s sort of serving Little Edie here
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BREAKING: The U.S. Navy has destroyed a major drinking water distribution facility serving Sirik County in southern Iran, leaving more than 20,000 civilians without access to potable water during the peak of summer heat.
According to the CEO of Hormozgan Water and Wastewater Company, the strike destroyed two reinforced-concrete water reservoirs with capacities of 500 and 2,000 cubic meters, along with associated mechanical infrastructure. The facilities supplied drinking water to the town of Kouhestak and ten villages in the Bamani district.
As a result of the attack, water service has been completely cut off to the affected communities, depriving more than 20,000 residents of access to drinking water in one of the hottest regions of the country. Local officials stated that the targeted infrastructure was directly linked to the daily health and livelihood of the civilian population.
Damage to the water supply network is estimated at more than 140 billion tomans. Emergency efforts to establish alternative water sources are currently underway.
#OperationEpicFury #OperationLionsRoar
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Found a guy modeling beard nets with a great vibe. Seems absolutely delighted just to be there. I would love to have him over for some fondue.
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Jun 10
Was served an incredible ad yesterday
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The Old Man and Death, by László Mednyánszky, 1895-1900 (flipped)
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The Phoebe Bridgers no-phone policy discourse was the final straw for me & I finally bought a smart phone that *technically* does everything I want (Slack, Authenticator, GPS, AllTrails, Spotify) but it’s so small that it’s annoying to use.
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I read this book a few years ago and i think all of it applies tenfold to iPhones and I can’t take it anymore
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It’s physically impossible to be on the court and not be in the way of Wemby’s arms
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