“When you know nothing matters the universe is yours.” Bristol bloke. Bins: Wednesday. Parody account.
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How eight beavers solved a Tube flooding problem engineers have been trying to fix for years
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Classic PSH scene
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I think Philip Seymour Hoffman would’ve really loved witnessing @nyknicks win an NBA title. In past interviews, PSH alluded to his love of basketball & the Knicks. Hoffman was a big presence throughout NYC’s theater scene. I can only imagine how much he would’ve enjoyed this week
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Jun 15
Has your Nation ever lost 7-1 to Germany at the World Cup?
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Mission accomplished
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IRAN'S FARS: IT HAS BEEN DECIDED THAT MARINE TRAFFIC THROUGH THE GULF WILL BE REGULATED BY IRAN IN COORDINATION WITH OMAN
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Jun 15
JFK once invited to dinner 49 Nobel laureates, Robert Frost, William Styron, Ernest Hemingway, James Baldwin, Katherine Anne Porter, John Dos Passos, James Farrell and Lionel and Diana Trilling, and others. His line on the occasion became famous: “I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that has ever been gathered together at the White House—with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."
Some of you were alive when that happened.
Jun 15
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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Jun 14
Just catching up on the Aus v Tur game highlights and the fantastic saves of the impeccably named “Pat Beach” 🏖️
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Jun 14
John McGinn’s last five games: beat Liverpool, beat Man City, win the Europa league, beat Bolivia 4-0, score at the World Cup. No one has had this much fun in the last month
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Jun 14
This is by far the best writing on the Ulster riots I have seen, from local journalists who know what they are talking about and have real sources: pressreader.com/uk/sunday-li…
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Jun 14
If you’re protesting outside a synagogue in the UK, you’re part of the problem (especially if you’re doing so whilst wearing a mask).
Jun 14
We are witnessing a pro-terrorist protest outside a synagogue. This hate has been spurred on by disinformation spread by London's mayor @MayorofLondon
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Jun 12
Amazing: KPMG wrote a report describing the successful use of AI by businesses. But the case studies turned out to be AI hallucinations.
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Solo pint and Panini stickers, fella has smashed it tbh
Jun 12
A guy has turned up to the pub in Williamsburg with his Panini swaps all sorted in a special folder 🥹🥹
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To be clear, Diego Maradona is the greatest footballer to have ever lived.
I’m not interested in hearing about Messi, Christiano or Pele.
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Jun 12
I told @BBCNews: The reality is, so long as the Islamic Republic regime exists in Iran, there will be no lasting peace or stability in the Middle East. The past 47 years have proven this. @BBCMaryam
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Here’s something I’ve not heard of: charitable donations made by Elon Musk.
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