Twitter is for nerds, gross. I will tweet about college football and NASCAR I’m sorry. buffs/broncos|Avs/frost| all around Denver homer
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I went viral on accident and I just cannot help myself from fighting like it’s sports twitter. Ratioing someone like 25-800 is wild lmao.
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EVERY COLORADO AVALANCHE FAN SAYING WE SHOULD FIRE BEDNAR…. Consider and go fuck yourself
The Hurricanes had a very strong structure and foundation, and they failed over and over again to win the Cup. Instead of panicking and completely rethinking everything, they kept their window open by continuing to add good players even if they had some baggage or flaws
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lol. 3 goals against average 4 goals or more in 85% of games. Lights to bright ig
Congrats to the Golden Knights, who got EXACTLY what they deserved: the single worst goaltending performance in Stanley Cup history. Puck don't lie.
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#1 deer hater retweeted
GETTING SHUTOUT IN AN ELIMINATION GAME LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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lol and it was his fault too. The evil empire has fallen
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Ik jack fuck about soccer but these hydration breaks are silly. Why is the clock running it’s either a break or it’s not
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In Britain caramelized onions are actually done through alchemical processes
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I understand the Netherlands and orange. Did it have to be dayglow tho
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Ok lol yellow for that? Genuinely why don’t soccer players just bait penalties all game? It seems like basically the best way to set up for scoring and quite easy
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In America they think games are fun while here in Britain we are pure alcoholics for the love of the game. This is our only cultural identity
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Their beer is so great they have to invent things like beer pong to drink it, and usually out of a plastic cup
Don't let people with those habits judge pubs
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Mmm yeah the British would want a salty creamy block of protein with a little bite.
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You don’t need spices in a cheese and onion roll. The onion provides the bite, the mature cheddar the salty, creamy block of protein.
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They genuinely actually never learned to cook on that god forsaken island
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Canes might be under seasoned but the breading is unbeatable idc I do not like the dense kfc style breading
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#1 deer hater retweeted
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if usa invested more into football they would be one of the best teams in the world, yes, but their best players would not be the people who otherwise would have grown up to be wide receivers or dominant athletes in the major us sports and idk why that's so hard to understand
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It’s crazy how Europe is really just Western Asia but they get away with calling themselves a continent.
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Soccer would be a better sport with just like… a little bit more contact
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Yeah man anduril is a fucking turbo scam across all fronts and should be dissolved
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