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NFL setup is an aesthetic nightmare. Bernabau looks like the Alamodome set up for NFL
These can’t be the same stadiums we’re watching on NFL Sundays
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They expect us to believe these results and not ask questions 🙄
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He is mentally unwell
Jun 10
Cody Campbell calls out those threatening to boycott playing Texas Tech because of integrity
He said teams have players with DUIs, woman abusers
“I mean, nobody boycotted to play Penn State a few years ago when that horrible situation happened there” foxnews.com/outkick-sports/t…
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1,000,000,000,000,000,000 seconds
You have a random newborn baby and a microwave: every second you put the baby in the microwave earns you $1 million. For how many seconds do you put the baby in the microwave?
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Jun 8
America is an objectively awful evil country in so many ways which only makes it more hilarious that whenever. Europeans try and come for us, their attacks are the food (?), the natural geography (??), and pop culture and sports (???). That’s like literally all we do well!
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Coworkers use AI for the dumbest shit why did someone make a custom logo for a one off meeting
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I love this definition of reactionary
“Bro rightwingers are all reactionaries bro, like bro they over react to everything bro”
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I’m sure man
Europeans: Americans never leave their country!
The Spanish National team after visiting Chattanooga: Why would they ever leave?
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TMZ reports that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding's is set for July 3rd with the venue rumored to be Madison Square Garden.
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Think about how many suburban kids have had their world opened up by traveling to a city with world class public transit or been inspired by a world class museum or interacted with a culture or people outside their own that completely changed their views
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If people want to travel because they think it would be cool to see this or that thing, that’s fine, but the idea that people are learning anything novel or valuable from these experiences is absurd. In order to learn anything that isn’t already on Wikipedia or repeated on a thousand travel blogs you’d actually have to go some place that’s incredibly remote, dangerous or unpleasant and almost nobody is interested in doing that.
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The thing about people who think travel is only about going for social media is that they are only viewing people traveling through social media
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One of the dumbest guys I knew in high school got accepted by Tech before he finished his application
The Center for World University Rankings has once again ranked Texas Tech among the top echelon of higher education institutions in the world.
Texas Tech is slotted in the top 2.4% of universities worldwide by the outlet. It marks the ninth-straight year for Texas Tech to be included in the CWUR rankings.
bit.ly/3RLzHkU
ALT View of the archway of the Administration Building and Preston Smith Statue on the campus of Texas Tech University.
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If I was a football fan in any other country I would hate Americans so much
The sport isn’t popular in America but the Americans that do watch it probably know more about the sport than the average football fan in any other country because we actually have to seek it out intentionally where as the rest of the world is born into it
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Jun 2
The U.S. Director of National Intelligence
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How much GDP growth can be attributed to the Parks and Recreation “treat yo self” episode? I think it might be double digit millions
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It’s 2026 and the woman behind me said I’m going to get a beer for me and her husband said “treat yo’ self, get 2”
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New to Chicago but I think I’m getting a handle on the city. That’s in streeterville
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Arch take is negative ball knowledge shut the fuck up
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A lot of people are saying a top 30 with a powerhouse CFB program is the best
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"Unless it's a top university, go to the cheapest one that you like."
This is the right advice for those deciding on which college to attend when thinking about future employment
Going to Boston University or Oberlin just won't matter
h/t @auren
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