Midwestern writer and east coast schoolmarm. Not coming back for thirty percent. (he/him)
Joined March 2016
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30 Nov 2025
Re-doing my publications list because there's a couple new ones, and because so many places I've been published in have shuttered! You should read the ones that still exist! Some of them are pretty good!
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RIP Adrian Veidt, aka Ozymandias, you would have loved Disclosure Day
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Heard recently about a Catholic social emotional learning curriculum and like what would that even be? “Don’t have this feeling?”
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Spielberg stepping out at the end of Disclosure Day and tearing up over his complicity in ruining movies
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This is slander against the great nation of Chicago
I do not care for the way Gotham looks in the Dark Knight trilogy
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I wish Fritzi was my friend
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Grouchy Bagel Guy clearly knew the next person in line and shouted “all right all troublemakers on line come on up” and I have seen what I want from my life
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Steven Spielberg could have done nothing but produce “Fievel Goes West” and his contributions to cinema would still be immense
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I am also a trillionaire if you count the love of my family and friends
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Jun 13
Good call. No one wants to see those
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Warner Bros. has reportedly passed on George Miller’s next ‘MAD MAX’ film.
He is currently pitching it to Amazon, Universal and Sony.
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This is also my chief critical opinion of Steven Spielberg
I think the point of The Fabelmans was: “da movies”
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Jun 12
Celebrities all parroting the same line about AI, almost like they are being controlled, or perhaps, have been replaced, by some sort of…artificial…
Dwayne Johnson on AI:
“I’ve always been an advocate for embracing big change—after taking a hard look at it. We can either stick our heads in the sand and be afraid, or we can say, ‘Okay, we’re here. Let’s see. Let’s explore.’"
variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
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Jun 12
Aaron, please, I’m not that man
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Aaron Sorkin spent 3 days trying to convince Jesse Eisenberg to return as Mark Zuckerberg in ‘THE SOCIAL RECKONING’:
“He simply did not want to be conflated with Mark Zuckerberg anymore, that he has his problems with the guy. He doesn’t like kids coming up to him in airports with business cards that say ‘I’m CEO, bitch’ for him to sign.”
(vanityfair.com/story/social-…)
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Jun 12
We had some rosé at our end of year lunch and I said “Montessorosé” to dead fucking silence from the crowd
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Hearing from a colleague whose kid is in public school that they scheduled afterschool coding club on the same afternoon as the afterschool LGBT club, which given largely anecdotal experience, seems something of a staggering oversight
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