A little funny. A little feisty. Always chaos. Tall AF. #BillsMafia
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4 Feb 2025
Hi Iโm Christie. Iโll be along to offend you shortly.
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Update. She hit a triple
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The amount of idgaf I have for most people right now is so freeing.
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Jun 10
hot girls have weird sleep schedules and ancient grudges
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Jun 9
Why canโt you just pretend everything is fine like a normal person
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I donโt know half the inner circle ๐๐๐
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If I close my eyes really tight, Iโm on a beach and not in front of my computer.
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I really need to stop drinking my 7/8 pm coffee if I ever wanna sleep again.
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Jun 8
I know itโs stupid, and I know youโve already seen it, why do I keep watching it? ๐
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How my mom brain worksโฆ
1. Go to kitchen to measure something
2. See bird fly in nest
3. Remember I need to feed birds
4. Feed birds
5. Go check garden
6. Come inside, see dirt on floor
7. Sweep kitchen
8. Realize I want coffee. Make it
9. Sit back down. Did not measure.
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These 60 degree nights are what I live for.
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Jun 6
I don't do halfway. I either trust you with everything or nothing
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