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I feel like the DM shouldn't be allowed to bite the players. He says it's in the rules but every time we try to look it up he bites us.
What's something you can do in dnd, that feels like it should be against the rules?
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highly successful people hate both the player AND the game, they don't have time for any of this, too many podcasts etc
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difficult to enjoy stories about difficult math and physics problems and the people solving them and then -- oop! nazis got 'em
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Dragonborn are such a stupid idea.
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"I'm gonna bribe the officials" clearly illegal, tone it down "I'm gonna kill all the judges" JOHN NO
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The Dark Heresy TTRPG was A and hopefully this videogame lets me Full Auto chaos spawn
In the grim darkness of the far future, heresies hide everywhere ⛓️ WISHLIST WARHAMMER CRPG ON STEAM
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I'll be at The Game Expo this year!
Replying to @TheGameExpo
Another batch of fabulous creators! cocofish.cos, @heyitsMattyP @lordcrumble @ShawnTheHuuman jofriendlytv @rogue_sultana Simple Simon @jaclyntcg @TheManofSilva @xeneriith @momoirocosplay1 @heysoybeanz @MitchWithOneL Secretlydazai, @CosyPeets
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do you think the biggest frog could defeat the smallest horse
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Matt is a popular build in the current D&D meta.
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hey so i think my career might be in danger
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Fear the forbidden, for the Warlock’s reign has begun. 🔮 Play as the new Warlock class today in Diablo II: Reign of the Warlock.
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i will play genuinely anything with StarCraft written on the front because i'm a complete fucking idiot
Blizzard reportedly partnering with Arc Raiders owner Nexon to revive StarCraft as a shooter
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Iron Lung was not a good movie, but I only needed it to be a 5/10 to be happy and it hit that mark, while also blowing Shelby Oaks out of the water/blood. And I say this as someone who has never seen a Markiplier video, but seen heaps of Chris Stuckmann.
Imagine being Chris Stuckmann and seeing a dude who isn't even known for his love of cinema outgrossing Shelby Oaks at the box office in like two days lol
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At one point, the narrator says something like, "Who knows! Maybe Heathcliff's father could be a Chinese emperor, and his mother an Indian princess!" So in this case, he's probably a few shades off Italian.
People have no concept of history lol. They read "dark" or "brown" in a novel by an English woman from the 1800s and think it means 21st century American racial dynamics. Heathcliff was "dark" because he's like half Romani or Italian. They were so white that Italian was ethnic lol
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Matthew Perkins retweeted
R.I.P. to my Monster Manual. Find the full podcast on YouTube or any podcasting app, search for Start A Quest! #dnd #gamedesign
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Margot Robbie's school cost $26,520 per year. She's the posh Australian, pretending to be a bogan.
With all due respect to Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie, all non Australians think the entire country is one big Crocodile Hunter situation, the concept of “posh Australian” simply does not compute
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Matthew Perkins retweeted
Here's the BEST name in fiction. Watch the full podcast: youtube.com/watch?v=L7M_d7UX…
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Matthew Perkins retweeted
Why doesn't your D&D game have FAKE magical items? Watch the full podcast: youtube.com/watch?v=L7M_d7UX…
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Matthew Perkins retweeted
Where do your names come from in D&D? Watch the full podcast: youtube.com/watch?v=L7M_d7UX…
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Matthew Perkins retweeted
Pervon deserved to be mocked in Critical Role. Watch the full podcast here: youtube.com/watch?v=L7M_d7UX…
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Matthew Perkins retweeted
My father's sword is VERY cool. Watch the full podcast here: youtube.com/watch?v=L7M_d7UX…
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