I literally only post stupid shit🤘I will fuck your mom🥳 I think im funnier than I am 💀
Joined April 2019
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19 Jan 2022
my favorite hobby is getting baked and watching The Golden Girls
21 Jul 2023
Go vote for Catalie from @Target!!
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#cataliepurrtman #natalieportman #target @TargetNews #CatsOfTwitter #kittens @natpdotcom #pupvote
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1 Mar 2023
as a long time friend seeing all these new people joining because of Jesse, my advice is: grab more than one towel
26 Oct 2021
jk @tryquinn got me
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29 Dec 2022
twitter always has better quality
enjoy the #wyoming #stars and #constellations
#photography #astronomy #astrology
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5 Nov 2022
not being able to pay my kindle unlimited before i finish my smut book feels a little too much like spicy denial and not in the way i like
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27 Sep 2022
the try guys collectively firing ned for cheating on his wife is such a power move im sorry this is modern feminism
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19 Sep 2022
just got this months’ #awesomesocksclub and i feel like @hankgreen picked them out himself
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20 Jul 2022
making bets on what comes first
@getbentband
50%
new getbent. album
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world peace
2 votes • Final results
15 Jul 2022
ok but childhood best friends to grown fuck buddies? 10/10 would reccomend
14 Jul 2022
I need @Meghan_Trainor to have a daughter and my one reason is so they can teach their son to say "Oh! My sister!"
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11 Jul 2022
the working woman's Timmy Chalamet
11 Jul 2022
Well well well, if it isn't a profile of Jeremy Allen White on GQ.com today gq.com/story/jeremy-allen-wh…
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10 Jul 2022
fun fact I've been paying for a @PlanetFitness membership for over 2 years that I haven't used bc to cancel I have to physically go into the building and talk to people and that idea paralyzes me 😅🤪 s/o to PF for being accessible 😝
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8 Jul 2022
this recession save money by ditching the squishmallows and squeezing some boobs instead. feels the same.
8 Jul 2022
when I told my cardiologist I smoke weed I was 100% not expecting him to say "you should try eating its, it's healthier" and like, duh, but also like, having a Dr. I a massively red state say that just shook my bones a little
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6 Jul 2022
I use social media, watch porn, smoke pot & play video games and I gotta say… I never once felt the need to shoot up a parade.
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30 Jun 2022
I'm telling yall that if EVERYONE that supports this just doesn't go to work 2 days we can send the message we need. that many people not showing up on the exact same 2 days, across the nation, will solve some shit. July 5th and 6th. 5 day weekend?
25 Jun 2022
SCOTUS really underestimated people with a uterus and the people that support them.