I’m Obi-Wan with the force. Like to slice my best pal in half, forceghosting and hate flying. Lord of the high ground. [Parody] not affiliated with Disney.
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16 Jan 2018
Do you always have the high ground?
Me:
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27 May 2022
No everyone, it wasn’t the force that saved Leia, It was the High Ground.
You’re welcome.
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11 Feb 2022
This is actually coming out on admin’s birthday.
I was born on the high ground.
#ObiWanKenobi's Disney Plus premiere date has been announced. bit.ly/3soMJnU
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4 May 2021
May the High Ground be with you.
Just kidding, it’s always with me.
#MayTheFourthBeWithYou
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10 Dec 2020
I have a good feeling about this
Hayden Christensen returns as Darth Vader, joining Ewan McGregor in OBI-WAN KENOBI. The Original Series begins 10 years after the dramatic events of Revenge of the Sith, and is coming to #DisneyPlus.
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17 Nov 2020
I had the high ground against Maul!
16 Nov 2020
I won the Election!
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29 Aug 2020
Rest In Peace, may the force be with you King T’Challa
29 Aug 2020
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2 Jun 2020
Donald Trump hiding in a bunker when the only safe place is above ground (couldn’t be me) #BlackLivesMattter
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28 Apr 2020
Same tweet but with “it’s over Anakin”
“I have the high ground”
28 Apr 2020
Telling your crush "You're nothing"
- lacking in empathy
- rude and insulting
- states the obvious
Adding "But not to me" afterwards
- is not a cliche, women love originality
- adds a surprise ending, women love surprises
- shows complex sentence structure, women love complexity
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