♡ rise from your grave ♡

Joined January 2021
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i get decision fatigue every time i get a pedicure i literally can’t decide something as simple as choosing a color for my toes???
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life got too serious when people stopped having cake at parties
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does anyone want to buy me a ninja creami again i’ve been a shell a person since the last one broke
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ibuprofen implies the existence of a “webuprofen” and “youbuprofen”
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i fear i’ve pavlov’d myself into requiring a sweet treat after completing the most simple human tasks
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logging on
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Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie
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you met me at a very cigarette time in my life
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100mg of caffeine for every pound of bodyweight
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im evil as fuckkkkkk still gonna tip 20% tho
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RT @drnkngshmpn: "vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here
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are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup
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"it's not that deep" okay well neither are the grooves of your brain but here we are
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STOP THE CAR
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i'm just someone's weird sister
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and for the lady, perhaps plucking that single chin hair?
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